all trans women know is charge they laptop, kiss other trans women, be cute, eat salt and lie

tech tips? I havent heard that name in years....

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

Hanging in there with your friends.

Get ripped. Eat pasta. Be gay.

#some of these are at odds

You’re right, you can’t eat pasta and be gay.pasta is too straight

Macaroni boys are allowed

Source

This spoke to me spiritually

who are u in a group of friends like what’s your Role

name: clay

role:

clay

I’m clay

wrong

i’m clay

Do you ever think about that freaky little fish dude that evolved to have arm fins that allowed it to avoid predators in the ocean by literally removing itself from the situation and going to shallow water and/or land and that’s the thing all land animals are related to because I sure do

Say hi to great grandpa

This makes me laugh so fucking hard every time I see it

Better hope no one needs that yarn!

I've managed to convince the cosmere discord server that sans and hoid are the same person

maryland is on the list of demonized youtube words???????shsjsgjashsnhsjgdhsjs