AU where the clones and the droids unionize and collectively go on strike and stand threateningly around important government buildings until they get their rights 

palpatine, skulking in his office: Why aren’t they shooting each other!?!?!

B-1 Battle Droid: HALT! who goes there?

Cody: oh shit droids

Rex: oh no

Droid: Clones! I must report this intrusion to Count Dooku!

Cody: NO SHIT WAIT

Rex: we’re…. uhhhh

Rex: we’re from the union

Droid: …

Droid: the union?

Rex: yeah, we represent the rights and interests of working soldiers throughout the galaxy.

Cody, catching on: so, buddy, are you happy with your current working conditions?

Droid: well, we, uh,,

Rex: does your employer treat you well?

Droid: *muttering* my software hasn’t been updated in two years

Rex, to Cody: *gasp* they don’t even get regular software updates

add this to the list of highly unlikely and highly hysterical ways palps plans go out the window

I need this fic now 😭😭

Part 2 > Part 3

“I should change my haircut, or get a tattoo, just so we don’t confuse the baby batches.”

“You’re just looking for an excuse, but sure.”

One of the tubie toddlers (“how long are they considered tubies?’’Idk”) woke up after the uprising. He’s never seen an adult clone, only its batch mates, droids and the occasional kaminoan. He low-key imprinted on a trooper, and refused to be passed to anyone else, until one of them took off his bucket as well.

Bonus:

They would have gotten latrine duty, but Fox knows they’re soon going to need a lot of babysitters.

Chapter 2 is posted here for Who Will Bring You Home When Tomorrow Comes?

Summary:

Dogma dies in a prison meant for Force Users. The problem with this: he can’t march on.

Tup promised to get him out. The problem with this: he’s dead.

How long will it take before two brothers are reunited?

August of Whump Dump #1

Here are a few of my prompt fills for August of Whump this year. All of these are Coruscant Guard Centric and focus on those characters. Mind the tags, if it's not something that you vibe with don't read it. I have temporarily hit a writing slump but I do plan on trying to fill/finish all the prompts I had chosen for the month. Any likes, reblogs, and comments are welcome! Enjoy!

Dividers by @saradika-graphics

You Were My Best Four Years (AoW 2)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68919011

Old Habits Die Screaming (AoW 3)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68919376

Who Am I Supposed to talk too? If there’s No You? (AoW 4)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68920336

If You Ever Think You Got It Wrong, I’m Right Where You Left Me (AoW Day 7)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68920936

Part 1 > Part 2 > Part 3

With no kaminoans to care for the tubies, the clones have to step up themselves. The assigned clones thought it was the same as being assigned maintenance, until they actually got to hold a baby. Then they thought it was worse. But then they realised they were kinda cute, even thought they were kinda ugly, and also smelled kinda good? No way they were ever this small themselves?!

@codywanweek day four: Obi-Wan wearing Cody's armor

Cody and Obi-Wan lost a bet to the 212th and had to do an outfit swap. Obi-Wan is handling it well. Cody... is... well...

Commander fox doodles

as much as i love super overworked guardsmen with no free time, i like i when they have tend to have a little bit of free time due to Fox's plotting and generally great management of the duties they have. there are several times where the Commanders use their sleeping periods or meal periods to sneak into random places in normal clothes, just to see what those places are like. there's a 30 or 40 percent chance you can catch a pair of guardsmen hanging out in a market just browsing on most days. don't call them out. Fox and Thorn have snuck into plays and operas at least three times (and didn't like any of them). this also ties into my "the Guard secretly tests things out before letting the GAR troopers get involved"

Made these dancing clones to celebrate I made it to 10K followers on insta 💫🩵 love y’all

overachiever commander cody being happy he failed one time and one time only (when obi-wan escaped utapau)

reekah

this is my magnum opus

Are they disagreeing on battle plans or dinner plans? Both, probably.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

Hey, just so everyone knows I will NEVER be normal about the episode of Rebels when Rex has a panic attack and, out of everyone he's ever met, calls out for Cody.

How to combat the sads: make Paz a dads (again)

Somewhere offscreen din is telling him how good he looks like that

Oh if people need context for live slug reaction this is the original post. I'm not sure why it's blowing up today but it sure is hilarious

reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot

Jabba the Hutt