oh my god? oh my god? oh my god? oh my god?? oh m
Like honestly if you have never known the horror of being told your own body doesn’t belong to you then you will never understand how this feels
His name is Justin Humphrey.
can the “not all men” crew please attack this guy then?
He’s in the Oklahoma state House, and he’s up for reelection in 2020. He won the district by more than 2 to 1 in 2018, so it’d likely be hard to unseat him. The district is almost 75% white and almost 20% Native American, and covers Pushmataha County and parts of a couple of others, near the southeastern corner.
Ballotpedia says there’s ~34,000 people in the district. There’s ~11,000 people in Pushmataha county, which has about 7000 registered voters - and that they’re 2/3 Democratic. Similar R/D split for the two other counties that are partially in the district: Democrats outnumber Republicans.
2018 election results: just shy of 7000 votes for Humphrey; a bit more than 3200 for Collins, his (D) competition.
DEMOCRATS CAN WIN BY SHOWING UP TO VOTE. Republicans only win through voter suppression tactics, including convincing people that they have equal or greater support so Dems should just not bother.
Kick him out. Start campaigning NOW. Find somebody who’s willing to stand up and say, “I’m going to work for the rights of ALL Oklahomans, including the women, who are not reduced to ‘hosts’ when they’re pregnant.” Have them make the numbers part of their campaign info: Hey, did you know that Democrats outnumber Republicans in this part of Oklahoma? Wouldn’t you like to have someone representing YOU in the state legislature?
Oh, and from the schadenfreude department: He got injured at a recent rodeo (where he was campaigning for re-election), and then someone stole $40,000 worth of cattle from him.
Pat McGrath became a billionaire when Kylie Cosmetics was worth $800 million. Yet the media was still obsessed with “Kylie is almost a self-made billionaire!” rather than talking about this woman who already was an actual self-made billionaire.
Never forget: twice as good for half the credit.
Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT
Never forget that Jim Jordan helped cover up decades of child abuse, and his Republican colleagues have done (and will do) absolutely nothing to hold him accountable.
This day has been incredible and there’s a ton of women in the room, but…
bonus +
Gina and Gabrielle’s reactions afterward

fuck this wholesomeness I was waiting for a dumb or sarcastic punchline
I love everything about this.
That… is so amazingly self-aware.
I’ve never seen you look like this without a reason...
LMAOOOOOO
he’s showing us he can do this shit outright and get away with it
NEVER FORGET
current lunch time experience
aw cool starbucks is playing Africa > wow Africa is a lot longer than i remember > this starbucks has Africa on repeat
Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )
Well, this post went a bit nuts.
That last one honestly belongs in hell
Don’t forget that what the U.S. is doing matches the U.N.’s description of a genocidal act. -V
Fidèle (May 2003–January 2016), a Belgian yellow Labrador Retriever, made famous due to his habit of sleeping on a windowsill facing the Groenerei canal in in Bruges, Belgium.
So beautiful.






