the only true ally

you know what? because personally i don’t

i hope in 2019 we learn to take care of ourselves and to love ourselves more

yea mood

HAND DRYING TIPS

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i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit. 

then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos

look at this bullshit

i’m angry just looking at it

so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar

C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards

weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it’s just a regular shitty day

This comment absolutely decimated me on impact

Prank on the art teacher

Now this is a prank.

if u dont think bobs burgers is the best ur lying

why is this picture literally a summation of capitalism

STOP THIS

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the most important part of this video to me is the dude deadpan holding his shoe to his ear in the back