here’s a screen of sims as a sim in sims
i’m so thankful that ppl still reblog my art even tho i haven’t uploaded anything in literally forever u’re the best ;u;
this gerry has waited long enough to be uploaded so pls enjoy~
Park ranger travels back in time to the Paleolithic and accidentally prevents the domestication of dogs by telling the cave people not to feed the wolves.
am i misremembering that not!sasha claimed her boyfriend was working in a wax museum or why is no one talking about that???
[id. drawings of martin and jon from the neck up. martin is a fat lightskinned man with short dark hair, glasses, and a scar that looks like an “x” on his cheek. jon is an dark skinned man with cropped dark hair. his skin is covered in many scars of various shapes and sizes. end id.]
s5 looks and also a martin redesign! this design fits the image i have of in my head rather than the one imparted to me by the (talented) artists i was following when i first came up w it
more requests! y’all want some kisses huh? some fuckinnn smooching? ??
I Have Heard the People’s Cries
the circle is complete
WHY IS EVERYONE SO MAD AT JON ALL THE TIME. HE COULD NOT HAVE LESS POWER OVER THE CIRCUMSTANCES EVERYONE HAS FOUND THEM IN. HE WAKES UP FROM A SIX MONTH COMA AND EVERYONE IS LIKE "DID YOU HAVE A NICE NAP YOU FUCKING LOSER"
Jon: I have been entrapped into reading statements to avoid withdrawal and pain
Jon's coworkers:
True true people tried being directly mad to Elias once and he's like "have some trauma" meanwhile they're mad at Jon and he's just like "yes this is fair I deserve this"
great theory! i hate it, thanks.
Hey remember that time Jon was a small child getting bullied by an adult and that adult got himself killed by a spider specifically as a result of bullying this 8 year old and adult Jon is like "this adult man's death is my fault and I was truly an annoying child who deserved what I got"????? Anyway when his colleagues are angry at him for being kidnapped, he accepts their anger because this is the least of his many sins
[ID: the dominos meme, in which a person is pushing over a small domino that sets off gradually larger dominos. The small domino is labelled “‘hmm, the Magnus Archives seems interesting’” and the largest domino is labelled “listening to a high-concept steampunk album about a space opera train murder mystery with Norse gods.” End ID.]
It’s been a weird fall.
my elias and peter designs!
elias is a short king
no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men
Tired of yelling into the void? Here are some productive uses for your energy:
1) Check out the links on our (updated!) Asexuality Resources page for neat information about different asexual experiences and what’s up in the community.
2) Make some ace fanworks for our challenge by responding to a prompt or following your heart’s desire.
3) Ask for some sweet ace fanfic catering to your tastes on the TMACE Dreamwidth.
4) Prime your headcanons and creative implements for Aspec Martin Blackwood Week.
first and worst contribution to the TMA fandom
Gerry, materializing directly next to jon's desk: mcr's back
Jon: wha-i burned your page months ago! How did you-
Gerry, applying additional eyeliner and walking out the door: mcr's back that's how
why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole
chickenkeeping
im going to swallow these like a snake
I was seized with a primal need to know what this bird looks like and I’m not sure what I was expecting but:
I am EXTREMELY pleased with everything about this animal.
I know that the q and a was several months ago now but I think about Bard!Martin at least once a day so I think I’m gonna go ahead an assess which bard college is for him
College of Valor- honestly fits the least for Martin, self-admittedly doesn’t view himself as the grand heroic type. He DOES help inspire people to do the right thing, but his version of “rallying the troops” is less “inspirational tales of great acts of heroism” and more “handing you some biscuits while he tells you to be less of a dickhead”
College of Glamour- I absolutely say this with so much love in my heart, but Martin is generally neither extremely dazzling nor extremely eloquent. As a bard he definitely is not a “i fucked my way into this mess, I’ll fuck my way out” type character despite the various fear avatars being incredibly thirsty what is it about Martin that makes people want to recruit him to their god
College of Swords- Is it the most in character one? No. Would it be sexy as all hell? YES. He “accidentally” stabs Cleric!Elias and then in the flattest tone imaginable is like “oh wow. Im so sorry. Hate for you to actually have to heal something :/” There’s a whole thing where Blades can lead double lives, hiding their weapons proficiency under the guise of harmless entertainment, which like. Remember Peter being like “you carrying a knife seems wildly out of character”, despite Martin having already wielded a corkscrew AND generally having an attitude of “be gay, do crimes”. I telling you, secret warrior Martin could WORK people
College of Lore- Martin ain’t at least somewhat Eye aligned for nothin’!! He’s always been knowledge seeking! He liked his job in research! Even at his worst, most depressed, and most abused in season 4 half of his motivation was still just trying what the fuck was going on! The last thing he got to say before being forcibly flung into the Lonely was him desperately trying to get ANY useful information from his two Uber Shitty Evil Bosses on the off chance they might answer his questions. There’s a part of the description for college of lore that’s basically like their loyalty lies in the pursuit of truth and beauty rather than serving any one god or monarch and like..thinkin about Martin never Truly belonging to any one entity…crying and nodding yeah. PLUS their whole shtick is exposing corruption and lies and bringing figure of authority down a pegs and that’s him babey!
College of Whispers- Listen LISTEN I know this is like the Fucked Up and Maybe Evil college and Martin is demonstratively kind and good BUT hear me out. This college is all about like appearing friendly and unassuming specifically so people underestimate you and don’t view you as a threat. SOUND FAMILIAR? Like you learn to lie through your teeth and put on personas so that people will give you at LEAST the information that they would give to a casual acquaintance and also can convince people you know their secrets when you aint know SHIT. Im ngl tho my biggest defense for Martin belonging to this college is that him being College of Whispers but PRETENDING to be College of Lore makes me
I want Elias to be afraid of HIM. So yeah my ultimate vote is College of Whispers Poetry Support Bard Martin. Because hell yeah.
My new hobby is finding meaningless similarities between TMA entities.
some fun facts about the production of hamlet i’m in right now:
- the ghost never appears physically
- ghost scenes take place in complete darkness, lit only by the guards’ flashlights
- rosencrantz and guildenstern’s first entrance involves a tango choreographed to beyoncé’s “crazy in love”
- other transition music includes “applause” by lady gaga, “loveless” by lorde, “only angel” by harry styles, and “a little party never killed nobody”
- gertrude is either drunk or hungover for the entire play
- when polonius encounters hamlet to find the cause of his madness, hamlet is reading a copy of “infinite jest”
- rosencrantz and guildenstern try to seduce hamlet into a threesome
- they also try to seduce claudius
- at intermission laertes goes onstage to practice his swordplay and flirt with the audience members in french. osric watches him from behind the curtain and takes notes
- the pirates who deliver letters to horatio are dressed in trench coats, sunglasses, and fedoras
- fortinbras is a thirteen-year-old boy
and finally:
- hamlet doesn’t give the “to be or not to be” speech. horatio does. at the end of the play. over hamlet’s body
OP do you have a recording
