today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."
Hey yeah in the midst of all the hype and the strikes, can we PLEASE fucking talk about this
gayharrykim
living with a cat rules. if i ever want to get meowed at all i need to do is walk into the kitchen
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just walked into the kitchen and you'll never guess what happened
This cat looks like a guy
"for troy barnes, im abed nadir" "for abed nadir, im troy barnes" Oh so they r going to pound town okay. Like. on the low
What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what
do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?
ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed
What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)
german invasion of greece, part of the balkans campaign in wwii
“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”
— Vincent Van Gogh
“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.”
- Vincent van Gogh
HI.
Cold kisses. I need tehm.
There’s just something about MLM relationships and being cold. Maybe it’s because my one single experience but like its so oh my god.
SORRG IVE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG i forgor.
BUEEE LUVE U
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
rootbeersweetheart
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
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It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
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What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
oliviasblogisawesome
The Gravity Falls one though
fairylightshowell
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
artfulaveryhofferd
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
sirdragneel
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
roses-in-fire
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
It’s like looking at an influential piece from an art period…
It’s like looking at
an influential piece from
an art period…
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
When my kiddo finally decided (at age 20) that it was time for (most of) his enormous Lego collection to go, it was a gut-wrenching moment for me (goodbye childhood!). However, we used this service, which was simple and hassle-free.
This is wonderful to know.
i missed this when it happened but. oh my god.
[ID: a tweet by @/mapgar1986 saying,
Every time self taping comes up in SAG- AFTRA discussions I just remember that Lukas Gage clip where an unmuted director complained about having to look at "poor people in their tiny apartments"
/end ID]
[Video Description:
a recording of a self-taped zoom audition. Lukas Gage's screen is pinned, showing him in front of a small section of his apartment as he prepares to deliver his material.
Tristram Shapeero: [not pictured] "These poor people live in these tiny apartments, like, I'm looking at his- y'know, background and he's got his TV, and y'know-" Gage: [pained expression] "Oof, yeah, unmuted-" "I know it's a shitty apartment, that's why- give me this job so I can get a better one." "Alright. Ready?" Shapeero: "Oh my god I am so, so sorry, Lukas- [unintelligible] I'm so sorry." Gage: [overlapping, jokingly] "No, it's totally-" "Listen, I'm living in a 4x4 box, it's fine, just give me the job and we'll be fine." Shapeero: "No I'm- I'm mortified." [overlapping a burst of awkward laughter from another participant]
/ End Video Description]
not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say ‘900 years of time and space and i’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important’
bughaw-blu
he was like ‘just this once-everybody lives’ and i chased that shit with homosexual determination for every day since, like maybe through pure force of will i could save everyone i loved from a system that wanted us dead
100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post
wrong. You have until august 1, 2023.
you have one week remaining.
NEW LINNIE EDIT sorry not sorry I saw a lockwood edit to united in grief a while back so I had to do one for lucy
RAAAAAAAHHHH LINNIEEEE THIS SONG IS MY WEAKNESS ToT SO GOOOOOD
