some people post that women are their favorite guy but women aren’t even their favorite women
get off my dick
oh youre being funny? youre making fun of twitter? youre soooooooo fucking funny. youre copying their layout and trying to appeal to their usebase but youre gonna make fun of it? youre going to drive away your loyal userbase because you cant make money off them in the same way that you can the ex-twitter userbase? youre SO fucking funny. youre SO ironic. did you appeal to the 7 year old ipad babies? did you get the clicks on your ads that severely limit your scrolling time? do you feel better about yourselves? im driving to your houses.
smthing i can just never believe when ppl (mostly twitter users) complain about a girl character being made to look 'mannish' or 'masculine' and talk about the death of femininity and every time i get excited and think 'oh okay cool did we get a butch character or-' and its literally jusg a regular fucking woman like you would see at the grocery store. like jusyt a normal woman
I've been watching Batman Beyond with the gf and I have to say that S2E1 has aged uhhhhh INSANELY badly. you're telling me that between "people gene-splicing themselves into cool furries" and "government official fearmongering about SPLICER VIOLENCE and IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE" I'm supposed to side with the narc???
for real though they could not have possibly anticipated how this ep comes across but it really does feel like the villain of the week is just "transgender teenagers."
it's okay everyone. gotham is safe because bruce wayne has invented the Detransition Gun
Anonymous asked:
thoughts on this kind of sunglasses (the link is a popular tumblr post)
i'm not kidding this is cool as fuck
stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you don’t have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.
Any time I feel the grip of anxiety that I’m too old or don’t have time to do something with my limited hours after work, I just remember the wisdom of the ancients:
Look. My mom is 65. She just divorced my shitty dad, is in therapy, wearing what she actually wants, cutting her hair how how she likes, and is exploring her gender and sexual identity. She went from being stuck in the middle of nowhere watching fox news 24/7 to a guest house in the city where she paints and reads, goes to dance classes and botanical gardens, and has started playing D&D with her kids and our friends. She says this is the life she always wanted and she has never been happier.
It’s never too late!
today i found about the brown noddy, which is a seabird that looks like this:
and has the latin name Anous stolidus, which means “stupid idiot”
a LOT of people wanted to know “what did it do to get that name”, @autumntides ‘s tags put it very well:
i do think somebody made up oingo boingo just so that the 19 year old tumblr transmascs with herbert west reanimator icons who listen to nothing except talking heads and lemon demon would also have a third band to listen to.
I made another thing.
With apologies to Neil Gaiman.
No apologies needed.
I don't have a name for it but to me all these are all in the same genre of something
Like its a vague but distinct flavor of sureal, pseudo-childish, low-fi/indie/low budget, high effort pulp nerd goodness (feel free to add)
If you want a label, it's post-ironic absurdism. This is what happens when you skip past irony and come out the other end, with gleeful abandon, embracing your weirdness and what all others would call cringe, and with it abandon all sense of "normality". What is it? It's fun. That's all that matters.
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax".
miguel made miles feel like the scared little kid who just watched spiderman die, who had no idea how to fill his shoes. miguel took all the time and effort miles had put into building his self-confidence and individuality and crumpled it up into a little ball. he told miles he didn’t matter, and it took everything in miles not to believe him.
Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?
can’t get over how the way they animated spider-punk made it so he disrupted every scene he was in, HIS EXISTENCE IN ITSELF IS PUNK
the wga + sag-aftra co-strike means an indefinite pause on the endless onslaught of superhero media
The stereotypical clown wears make-up to make their facial features look bigger; this one's interesting because it does the exact opposite, looking all the funnier for it.
They look like they're filming an ultimatum