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I Only Come On Here To Read Fanfics

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Arden/20/She Her

I know this isn’t very girlboss of me but I want more MCs that don’t know what they want, are heavily insecure in almost every aspect of life, and is the second coming of Howl Pendragon when he was all green, gooey, and shakin in his boots. I’m tired of fixing their problems when ARE THEY GONNA FIX ME

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the concept of 'sperm whale' is so fucking funny. these prudish victorians found a gigantic, terrifying sea-beast, and, discovering it was full of a thick, oily substance, immediately went 'is this fucking Cum???' and started fueling everything with it. they thought their whole sexually repressed society was running on the monstrous cum harvested by deadly expeditions to the black, icy sea. what kind of immaculate neuroses they must have had.