official nintendo acknowledgment of feels guy

i find it so fucking hilarious that i have no idea which one is being referred to

today-in-homestuck

finally, some good fucking news

Yes , but the source is the Russian government run news agency RT , which should always be double checked just by its nature as a government run news agency

god shut UP

all of these have the same energy

Went outside and it started raining like it does in skyrim

if youve ever insulted tigger youre going to hell before you die

insult him to die instantly

soulful man

press f

oh yeah by the way nothing happened today. a bug landed on my leg but thats it

tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s attempt at creating delicious snack packs

“Cave Johnson here, 

So I have some bad news and some good news, the bad news is those Aperture Science confectionaries we just spent millions of dollars making are absolutely toxic, they will rupture your insides immediately upon ingesting them. The good news is we’ve found they’re great for taking stains out of clothes.”

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

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hey wizard fans. it’s tuesday and i am eating the stucco off the walls at BUCA DI BEPPO

what is your favorite dish there wizard?

Me trying to explain Kingdom Hearts to my friends

@aantman