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mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation

i always thought kiwis were like the size of the fruit kiwi for some reason

theyre p big 

ill be damned

I THOUGHT THEY WERE SMALL TOO???

SAME!!!

Chris and Sebastian talking about each other’s hotness

Dave Mustaine & Kerry King

imagine if you found out a girl you hooked up with described you as “kafkaeasque” in bed to her friends

I mean to be fair, most of Kafka’s The Trial is filled with … like really bizarre sexual energy??? Like, I almost said sexual tension but it’s not that. I’m thinking specifically about the scene where K. meets the lawyer in his attic room and literally has to crawl over his bed to get out and the lawyer spends the entire scene in a night-robe???? So like

if I’m thinking of the right story, then that one also ends with an “explosion of traffic on a bridge overhead”, but in the original German text the word used for explosion was a double entendre for ejaculation. so yeah it is kinda already there

nvm I was thinking of the judgement lol

remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

Fun fact: virtual reality developers figured out that adding a simulated nose in VR reduces nausea, because your brain expects it to be there even if you don’t consciously notice it. [x]

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the government literally wanted to nuke new york and now THEY’RE the ones telling the avengers that they’ve caused too much damage i literally

#well at least it’s 100% in character with how a government would act (via)

pikmin

beep beep

how this cat go beep beep?

THAT WAS REAL

#and TWIRLING TWIRLING TOWARDS FREEDOM

the greatest twitter saga

This is actually so fucking rude? Like I hate the Internet and I hate everyone who wouldn’t leave this poor kid alone? Also fuck you to the original person who blasted this kid online when he asked you to stop this is just fucked up on so many levels??? He asked you REPEATEDLY to please stop and to leave him alone but you thought it was hilarious to do this and to keep pushing your freaky ass labels onto him when he told you repeatedly he wasn’t gay?

THIS IS NOT FUNNY HOLY FUCKING SHIT??

This was not fucking funny what the fuck. That’s potentially outting someone against their will. In public. On the internet. Where everyone can see.

literally what the fuck this is going too far he said for you to stop so many times, even if hes trying to play it off as a joke hes probably terrified, and like the people said above there is a chance that you’re outing him against his will like on what planet is this okay

this is so fucking creepy

To anyone who thinks this is acceptable behavior: please move as far away from society as possible.

this is so shitty Jesus Christ