SURPRISE.
Ah, okay so I actually decided to get started on the Moroi!Jane Guardian!Darcy fic. It’s not sunday any more but here’s a small itty bitty unedited possible first two para’s “sunday six’ of chapter one. Let me know what ya’ll think!
i should finish writing this, lol.
me at 4 am on a school night
@egyptiandeathgod I think you know which child I’m gonna refer to lol
Soul Mate AU where everybody is born with heterochromia- your right eye is your own natural color but your left is the color of your soul mate’s. And it’s only once you meet and recognize your own eye staring back at you that your eyes change to match
Your muse walks in on mine falling to the ground and clutching their head in their hands. Send me your muse’s reaction.
“Yeah well..shit happens. Even if ya see it, you still might fall. It’s slippery as hell out there after that rain.” Will’s eyebrows furrow. “Shit. God I hope they find him. The Chicago PD are good guys. I can’t imagine it’ll take them too long to find where he is.”
“He’s overseas. He does a lot of... off the grid missions. Military man. It’s a family thing. I got discharged due to injury, got a purple heart for it, but he was always a career man and now he’s missing.” she murmured gently. “I know he’s coming home though. I just... I just know.”
“i love you.”
three words sentence starters ( accepting )

Mika looked up at Rou in surprise. Her mouth opened for a moment but nothing came out. Finally, after about a minute or so, she took a deep breath. “Thank you,” she muttered quietly before standing up from the table.
@counselorbennet
“You don’t have to feel the same but I felt like telling you was important. That you needed to know so you could just... let me down and I could move on. I just... I needed to hear to rejection and I know it’s selfish of me. I’m sorry.”
hey so everyone reblog this with your starbucks order in the tags cause I’m training and I need to practice writing the acronyms and shit on the cups
I’m not american, nor do I live in a country that has starbucks, but I just looked at the tags and I am horrified
I’m no coffee snob but oh my god what the everloving fuck
#double chocolatey chip frappuccino with a pump of toffee nut syrup and a pump of cinnamon dolce syrup
#venti green tea frappe with carmell walls and java chips no whip
#grande starbucks doubleshot on ice breve no classic one pump sugar free hazelnut one pump sugar free vanilla
#vente iced black tea no water with 6 pumps of classic and cream what does this even mean??? tea with no water????
#vanilla bean frappucino with a pump of raspberry syrup and 2 scoops of java chips with whipped cream and caramel drizzle
these aren’t fucking coffees these are fall out boy songs
HARRIET TUBMAN ESCAPED FROM SLAVERY AND THEN WENT BACK TO GET OTHERS. LIKE, I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO HARRIET TUBMAN IS AND THAT SHE DID THAT, BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO TAKE THAT IN FOR A SECOND.
HARRIET TUBMAN WAS HELD CAPTIVE AND BOUND TO UNPAID, BACK-BREAKING LABOR SINCE BIRTH UNDER PENALTY OF TORTURE OR DEATH. SHE MANAGED TO ESCAPE THAT LIFE, AND SHE TURNED THE FUCK AROUND AND WENT THE FUCK BACK TO GET EVERYONE ELSE WHO WAS STILL TRAPPED IN IT. AND THEN SHE DID IT AGAIN EIGHTEEN MORE TIMES.
WHEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS UNSURE WHETHER OR NOT HE WAS PREPARED TO MAKE A STAND AGAINST SLAVERY, HARRIET TUBMAN BASICALLY SAID HE SHOULD STOP BEING SUCH A DIAPER BABY AND THAT GUYS WHO ARE TOO SCARED TO END SLAVERY DON’T DESERVE TO WIN WARS.
NOT ONLY DID SHE SECRET OVER 300 SLAVES TO FREEDOM ON THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD, BUT SHE ACTED AS A SPY FOR THE UNION ARMY DURING THE CIVIL WAR, AND BECAME THE FIRST WOMAN TO LEAD AN ARMED ASSAULT IN THE CIVIL WAR. THAT RAID BROUGHT FREEDOM TO OVER 700 SLAVES IN ONE GO.
SO I JUST WANT YOU TO STEW ON THAT FOR LIKE A MINUTE. ACTING IN THE SHADOWS, SHE WALKED INTO HELL ON EARTH 19 TIMES TO SAVE HER FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS FROM THE TORMENT SHE ENDURED, AND THE SECOND SHE WAS GIVEN EVEN A MODICUM OF POWER, SHE MANAGED TO FREE SEVEN HUNDRED SLAVES IN ONE DAY.
I GUARANTEE, HOWEVER IMPRESSED YOU ALREADY ARE WITH HARRIET TUBMAN, YOU ARE FALLING LIKE AT LEAST 40% SHORT OF HOW IMPRESSED YOU SHOULD BE WITH HARRIET TUBMAN. SHE IS ONE OF THE BEST EXAMPLES OF BADASSERY IN THE ENTIRETY OF AMERICAN HISTORY.
I just feel like it should be noted that she navigated her way across the Underground Railroad (through thicket and swamp and forest and every risk of wildlife you could imagine) with her own knowledge of the natural world. Some call her “the first Eco-womanist” because it was that understanding of the plant and animal life around her as well as knowledge of the stars that allowed her to bring people with her. Her prowess for dealing with immense problems and obstacles on the spot was nothing short of genius.
She didn’t stop there, either. Harriet Tubman also worked with the Union army during the Civil War as a cook, nurse, scout, and spy. She organized black men in the area as scouts, and often led missions herself with the task of gathering information and to persuade slaves to leave; most of whom joined the regiments of black soldiers for the Union.
She also got ripped off by the government, who wasn’t paying her what she deserved (and wouldn’t even give her her pension after the war for her service- but instead eventually granted her pension as the widow of a veteran), so she supported herself by making and selling root beer.
She used her earnings to support free black women, she worked to support two schools for freed men in the south, she provided food and care to the black people that came to her home, and she fought for women’s suffrage. When she died, she was buried with military honors.
Oh, and when she had brain surgery, she denied anesthesia and instead bit down on a bullet.
THESE ARE EVEN MORE AWESOME THINGS ABOUT HARRIET TUBMAN, GOOD ADDITIONS, YOU GUYS!!
Also worth noting that she did all this while living with the results of a traumatic head injury sustained in her childhood, which included pain, bouts of dizziness, and episodes of hypersomnia (sudden passing out) she was not just a badass, she was a disabled badass
That head injury was from when she was trying to save someone else, too. A boy was in trouble with their slave master and the master threw a weight at him, but she jumped in front of him and took the blow. She then suffered from narcolepsy the rest of her life. Also, a cool story about her: One time she was riding on a train, lightly disguised so as to hopefully not be recognized, and there was a ‘WANTED’ poster of her on the train wall. Some guys were looking at it and she overheard them saying they thought she looked like the woman on the poster. Because the poster described that she was illiterate, she grabbed a book and pretended to read it. The men then said it couldn’t be her, and she got off the train safely. She was literally such a smart, quick thinker. I can’t wait to have her on American money!
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.

Accuracy at its best
Coming into a really old fandom and finding out that they’re still partying like it’s 1966.
Reblog for last GIF and great justice
“You’ll have to give me time to make the sign so hold off on starting anything until I’ve got it done.”

“Okay but the second it’s done we go to a bar and we wait. Someone’ll start shit. It’ll be good.”
“Well your health is the most important. I gotta be thorough, especially with a head injury.” Will lets out a chuckle at her comment and smiles. “There is that too.” He patches up her head and gives her something for the pain while he waits for the scans to get done.
“I hate that I keep screwing up and getting injured. I mean, there’s nothing you could do about ice but I could have been paying more attention.” she admitted with a sigh. “I’ve been a little distracted lately. My brother is MIA.”
“We’re just stuck waiting for news.”
“Well we’re gonna get some scans of your head and see alright? Just gotta make sure everythin’s in order. Worse comes to worse, I’d like to keep ya for a couple of hours at least just to make sure if your scans are clean.”
“I have appointments this after noon so hopefully not too horribly long. Though that is hours and hours away.” she smiled slightly, trying not to nod. “Spending a few hours with you doesn’t sound so bad anyways.”
“Which means you can kick your own ass and I can stand by the sideline, holding a sign and cheering you on.” He was just enough of a troll to actually do it if the opportunity presented itself. All he had done was won some writing awards. For him, the pen was definitely mightier than the sword.
“Please do that. It would absolutely make my day if that were to ever happen. In fact, I may instigate a fight just to witness this happen.”
“Still. I don’t have to like it when someone tries to punch my girlfriend. Issues or not.” He wouldn’t really do it, but he could certainly think about it.
“That’s fair.” and really she couldn’t be mad, it was kind of cute that he wanted to help and defend her. “I can actually handle most of it myself, I am a purple heart recipient for a reason. Got hurt. In the ARMY, my guy.” people tended to forget the army part.
“Well it’s a good thing he didn’t hit you. Otherwise I’d have to go back in time and kick his ass.” Alex wasn’t above doing so if it meant that he could do something about it. “It was a weird day but ultimately a good one.”
“He isn’t the first person to react that way and he won’t be the last. You can’t beat a mentally ill persons ass. Sorry.” she snorted. “Definitely a good one though.”
“I would never laugh at you.” Will replies with a small smile. He stands behind her and examines the back of her head. “Well, there’s a small wound here but it looks minor. Do you feel nauseous, dizzy at all? Tired?” Will orders some scans of her head so he can take a better look.
“Just really dizzy. I tried to get up and couldn’t stand on my own. But there was no way I was getting c-collared.” she wouldn’t be that paramedic. She’s not even a paramedic. Not really. Sure she kept her creds up to date in case they needed her but she was trying to run her practice. Of course with so many EMT’s and Paramedics getting downed by the flu this year she’d agreed to work shifts for them.
“I’m probably fine.” which is what she told her partner but nooooo.
“I’ll try to behave myself.” He laughed. He was going to try to keep his hands to himself but as soon as she returned to the couch, Alex reached out, catching her hand in his. “It has, but in a great way.”

“One of my patients got pissed off at me and tried to punch me. Broke his hand on my desk.” because she’d dodged. “And then you’re finally home but... god, your dad. And then this. But I’d still say it’s a good day.”

