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MARGOT ROBBIE & RYAN GOSLING "Barbie" Interview | IGV Presents (July 2023)
my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass
you’re laughing. they’re horrifically misinterpreting my favorite character’s personality and you’re laughing
also im growing to hate the phrase ''hold accountable'' in discourse because its always so.... empty? like you see people saying ''sure this person apologized, but we need to hold them accountable!'' like cool. what does that mean. how can you get any more accountable than a public apology. do you want them to apologize... again? more? get a tattoo explaining their crimes so everyone they meet is informed? do you want accountability or are you repeating buzzwords because you cant find a nice way to say you just want them to disappear.
Adrien Amilhat - Sea Witch
I am claiming custody of the Indiana Jones character Mutt Williams no one understands him like I do
we are holding hands<3
he runs a garage where he hosts poetry readings and debates after hours which is in no way illegal but he goes out of his way to give the whole thing a speak easy vibe because it makes him feel cool <3 he helps hippies and protesters hide from cops. he got a degree in archeology that he never uses other than to occasionally publish a paper calling his dad a NERD and disagreeing with all his research to annoy him. when he got drafted he burned the card and tried to run away back to England but they caught him 😔 indy was calling government contacts trying to get him out of it but that pissed him off so he went ahead to war out of spite. went "rogue" and tried to help Vietnamese people while also trying to free as many pows as possible. went missing, presumed dead, but then sometime shortly after dial of destiny indy gets a postcard from short round that's like 'having fun without you' with a pic of him and mutt throwing peace signs at the camera lmfao. mutt didn't even KNOW he was marked KIA, he thought it was obvious he deserted and was avoiding direct contact with everyone for a bit to be safe
party at my place we're gonna drink expired beverages and tremble
I am so easily won over I ordered something online and in addition to a thank you card they taped a little bow onto the tissue paper. and the colors matched. like okay so we're getting married now.
Fat people don’t have to hate their bodies. Fat people are allowed to think they’re beautiful, sexy, hot, cute. Fat people do not have to punish themselves because you can’t comprehend that they are happy.
dean's got some opinions. stop making changes to the supernatural webbed site!! put everything back the way it was. and give us cas back while you're at it
“‘misdemeanors?’” “‘felonies?’” “‘destruction of property?’” “‘manslaughter?’” your honor my client is simply orange cat coded
the middle schooler playing maria in sound of music: 🎶high on the hills with the lonely goat herd yodelay yodelay yodelay heehoo🎶
me, who thinks it's still 2006: GET IT GIRL GET IT GET IT GIRL, TO THE FRONT, TO THE SIDE, TO THE BACK BUT DONT LET HIM RIDE, KEEP GOING GIRL ITS YOUR NIGHT, DONT LET HIM STEAL YOUR LIGHT, I KNOW HE THINKS YOUR FUN AND STUFF BUT DOES HE KNOW HOW TO WIND YOU UP?