me wearily opening twitter: please show me just one nice thing for once
twitter: baldur's gate 3 lets you fuck a bear
me: you know what? good enough
you know for context initially you weren’t able to fuck the bear but people were so horny over the druid npc (who for context in his normal form is an unreasonably jacked and friendly elf) that the studio threw up its hands and said “fuck it you all are calling him a bear let’s make it legit” and then they showed the vampire twink character getting fucked by the bear on stream and got banned. there’s also a toe sucking scene in the game that they used for promotional material. it’s also got some of the best character writing and encounter design in any RPG I’ve ever played.
PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING NORMAL ABOUT THIS GAME FOR ONCE
@a-feral-coffee-enthusiast you can kill all your companions. you can just bite their arms off and murder them immediately. there is specifically a character option in case you want to do this
I got news for you all about CRPGs now that gay people have more say on the writing teams. Heck, I was playing Pathfinder: Kingmaker and ended up fumbling into a romance line between a girl half-elf and a dude half-orc who are dating but also in an open relationship and both actively hit on you and your companions (mainly the closeted lesbian barbarian and the pretty tomboy knight) and by hitting on one of them you unlock a scene where one of them feels you up in a bar in front of everyone. You are now the ruler of this land to make it extra weird. Meanwhile, in Wrath of the Righteous, most everyone is bisexual and you can date a half-spider, half-cat girl who lived underground and ate people when forced to be in a cult, she's neutral evil and does horrible things often but also is a sub. Oh shit, forgot to mention the half-orc guy is also a sub and the half-elf girl is a dom.
