Hippidy hoppidy your pasta is now my property
So do I have to change my URL now?
If you insist, trade accepted!
Tumblr at Twitter users: "Welcome home cheaters. Yeah yeah fuck you too."
Tumblr at Reddit users: "Couch is cleared up if you need to sleep on it. Oh yeah and don't touch the milk in the fridge, it has expired and smells awful."
Tumblr at Twitter
users: “Welcome home cheaters.
Yeah yeah fuck you too.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
since the next Lobcorp Break Room post is supposed to be Number 10, i might brush up on my video editing skills to make something truly special.
From what I understand of The Locked Tomb series it's a fantasy political drama with royal houses and magic, but in space. Also every character is a butch lesbian who dresses like a mid-2000 MCR fan on Halloween.
this is so nostalgic. tumblr rolls out something terrible. everyone complains. it breaks several people's dashboards. for some reason it only rolls out to a few people at a time with seemingly no warning. the community collectively and immediately searches for a browser extension that undoes the change. i know we've all gotten burnt out on all social media sucking but this is genuinely The tumblr experience. everyone who hasn't gotten it already gets an achievement. welcome to the club
actually, im glad this post got notes
fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out
Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!
THE CONSEQUENCES
Before I… crack them open?
....before you put them in here:
the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:
sorry i meant boil not cook
WHAT IS THAT
It's an egg cooker!
It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.
#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove
no egg cup:
egg cup:
#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools
...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.
Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly
No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane
nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.
Anonymous asked:
oh hey my birth father worked on freerealms! he was like. a lead developer. i got so much free shit on there because i was his kid it was ridiculous. havent heard mention of the game since he quit that job, its surreal to recall that it wasnt a fever dream
your majesty…………
i really like the idea that Frisk perceives player control as their own conscience
Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
Anonymous asked:
Susie should tag along in the holiday, you know, as a treat.
This can only end so well
