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Daphne

@cosmxc-ars3hol3

She/They
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“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

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i dont even get a numerical score... the economy is in shambles

average smp has one dragon and one dragon egg. hermitcraft, which has at least 2 live dragons in the overworld and over 20 dragon eggs in grians personal inventory, is a statistical error and should not have been counted.

average smp has one dragon and one dragon egg. hermitcraft, which has at least 2 live dragons in the overworld and over 47045 dragon eggs in docm77s personal inventory, is a statistical error and should not have been counted.

okay pearl what the hell

Fun Ranboo fact!

I think I’ve fallen on my right knee and scraped it so many times that the skin is just now completely numb!

I am slowly becoming a lizard

I didn’t get injured again, it’s just that my golf cart injury finally healed! Except now I don’t think I have nerve endings on my knee skin anymore in that specific area

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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

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But wait, there’s more!

When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.

It's not punk to poison the soil, dude.

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Apparently there used to be a heirarchy of graffiti: tag < piece < mural < memorial. And doing one lower in heirarchy over a higher one was a huge insult. Like it was a specific unwritten rule thing

[image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #also murals #please don't do that #or the really nice graffiti #there was a nice mural of birds on the side of a building that someone did one of those quick 'scribble' signing on #and it was really annoying #cause it makes it really hard to fix #cause you can't just cover it up /End ID]