'horseplay' and 'monkey business' being treated as synonyms means something. don't know what though
Monkeys are so silly that what they consider business, horses consider play.
why does every fanfic with y/n have to be about romance. maybe i just want to be coworkers at taco bell with dio. take an accounting class with kakashi. these men are not dateable but could provide entertainment value in other facets of life
"Y/N.... do you want to gaslight our manager by drinking all the baja blast out of the fountain while I, DIO, stop time, so they think they didn't refill it"
the black saint & the sinner lady & the dead & the truth, morgan parker // the truth the dead know, anne sexton.
Grace Jones
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[image description: two photos of grace jones in a look split down the middle. on one side, she wears a suit, short hair with sideburns, and a fake mustache. on the other, she wears a dress, long hair, and more feminizing makeup. in one photo, she poses in profile in front of a mirror, so the reflection shows the more feminine side and the more masculine side is in the foreground. in the second photo, she stands in front of a painted banner that reads, “christoff christine.”]
🖤 Azzedine Alaïa & Tina Turner, Paris, 1989 © Peter Lindbergh. Courtesy Peter Lindbergh Foundation, Paris.🖤
Do you identify with the label “tumblrina”
border guard asking me this off a checklist and then unclasping his holster when i hesitate to answer
my five year plan? sit in the sun as long as possible. take millions of pictures of sunset. smile more :) hold doors open for people. take a selfie with a penguin. read 237362808 books watch 33563737 movies. be brave & be strong. befriend the neighborhood kids and tell them stories. dont worry about falling in love. FOLLOW JOY.
“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state







