David Bowie + Text Posts [Part 2]

Honest MBTI Stereotypes : Part II

INTP: geek

ENTP: geek with social skills.

INTJ: your local geek with a superiority complex

ISTJ: would fuck a map.

INFJ: probably crying over the state of the world;

INFP: cries over Finding Nemo.

ESTP: human personification of an eyebrow waggle

ESFJ: the peppy head cheerleader from any teen movie

ISFJ: out doing The Right Thing ™

ISTP: cool skater dude

ESFP: the one who brought the booze.  and the pot.  and the coke?

ENFJ: don’t fuck with mother hen

ISFP: your town’s local drug dealer with the cool hair

ESTJ: half of the couple fighting in ikea

ENFP: like tiny hedgehogs: adorable and fun, but don’t piss them off.

ENTJ: if a nuclear bomb had a human face.

“you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself”

meninist problem #684

when you have to pay for dinner with the extra income you get for doing the same job as woman in your field

Surprise!

when u make new friends and u don't know how to act around them yet

“So kids, like what your seeing?”

“Samantha, I noticed that your “fun-o-meter’ is stuck in the middle. Why is that?

“Well the robots are cool, but why aren’t there any girls?”

“Why couldn’t the long lost brother be a long lost sister?“

“And how are all their disparate technologies able to connect to each other?”

“Doesn’t like boys!”

“Doesn’t understand robots!”

“That’s”

“That’s not what I said!”

i’m pretty sure this scene changed an entire generation

I still get unreasonably happy watching this wowow thank you this made my night

is this how that damn song became popular

So my friend’s boyfriend tried to prank him

please repost

shit cant take that risk

Trainspotting (1996), dir. Danny Boyle

Michelle Obama’s instantly classic speech at the ‘Black Girls Rock’ Awards is a must-watch.

Reblog with the whitest name you can think of

For all occasions

I finally made it

is there a backstory to this

Of course?? I had to beat all 8 gyms 

10 of my all-time favorite Levi quotes.

Obama is the realest nigga to ever walk in that office.

He is stunting before he leaves 🙌 God bless Obama

Australian newscasting at its finest.

Young Frankenstein (1974)