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@cosmiqrxse

they/them 🌱 20s 🏳️‍🌈 unprofessional witch ✨ new obsession every day 🦋 hope to have some real followers (not pornbots) at some point lol

List of tags I will use for stuff I'm rebloging

#childhood nostalgia

for stuff from my childhood

#dream interior

inspiring indoor decoration and interior

#aesthetic

general stuff that fits my personal aesthetic

#funny

funny stuff from all my interests

#politics

political stuff

My own posts can be found with

#original post

Let's see how long I will keep using this system as I am incredibly forgetful :)

I honestly think people should talk about the UK the same way they talk about North Korea.

Like, remember back when Kim Jong Un first became General Secretary, and our media just became flooded with mountains and mountains of absolute bullshit about how North Koreans believe that Kim Jong Un doesn’t poop and can speak to dolphins and stuff? Just a whole bunch of bullshit that was obviously not true?

Yeah, that’s how we should talk about the UK.

Today, in that isolated, barbarian island nation, Charles Windsor road down the streets of London in a carriage made from pure gold, passing throngs of cheering urban peasants, many of whom could not even afford to pay their heating bills this past winter. Some of them even died because of this. From there, he went into a church filled with the moth wealthy and powerful people in the country, so that a man in ornate robes could put not just one, but two crowns on his head. Then, without skipping a beat, Charles Windsor turned to the camera and commanded all of his subjects to stand before their television sets and recite an oath of loyalty to him. Those who dared to protest this backwards, uncivilized display have been arrested, and are being held indefinitely and without charges by Charles Windsor’s personal private army.

Tell me just how in the world this fetid country belongs anywhere outside of a Renaissance Festival.