Like, remember back when Kim Jong Un first became General Secretary, and our media just became flooded with mountains and mountains of absolute bullshit about how North Koreans believe that Kim Jong Un doesn’t poop and can speak to dolphins and stuff? Just a whole bunch of bullshit that was obviously not true?
Today, in that isolated, barbarian island nation, Charles Windsor road down the streets of London in a carriage made from pure gold, passing throngs of cheering urban peasants, many of whom could not even afford to pay their heating bills this past winter. Some of them even died because of this. From there, he went into a church filled with the moth wealthy and powerful people in the country, so that a man in ornate robes could put not just one, but two crowns on his head. Then, without skipping a beat, Charles Windsor turned to the camera and commanded all of his subjects to stand before their television sets and recite an oath of loyalty to him. Those who dared to protest this backwards, uncivilized display have been arrested, and are being held indefinitely and without charges by Charles Windsor’s personal private army.