#ICONIC

I live for the moment when my phone is fully charged so I can unplug it and roll to the other side of the bed.

I'm a morning person if you wake me up with sex.

I like it nasty and a lil’ bit romantic.

at this point i feel like i should have earned having clear skin

me during sex: can we stop for a sec i need a glass of water

me: comes back 20 minutes later with a Slurpee

I just want to be normal, I didn’t ask for this shit.

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

me: *sucks a clown’s dick behind a elementary school*

someone: damn why that clown ain’t bother you?

me:

(via itcuddles)