me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma
My favourite part of any episode of Poirot is when Poirot gathers everyone together at the end just to absolutely roast everyone, whether they’re guilty or not.
"What's for dinner, Hercule?"
"We're having a roast. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
How can Chris Pratt be three of his characters AT THE SAME TIME
IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADAS
AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
IF YOU’RE NOT INTO YOGA
IF YOU HAVE HALF A BRAIN
IF YOU LIKE MAKING LOVE AT MIDNIGHT
IN THE DUNES OF THE CAPE
IM THE LOVE THAT YOUVE LOOKED FOR
COME WITH ME AND ESCAPE
It’s a big world out there, you don’t have to have it all figured out just yet
I took my meds too close to bedtime again and I need you all to know the dream I had last night involved Robin Williams becoming the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Not, a character portrayed by Robin Williams, just Robin Williams as himself running around Hogwarts doing wandless magic and being as loud and big as possible because and I quote before I forget:
“Listen, children, I’m not saying all this bad shit that is happening isn’t scary and you shouldn’t be concerned–because you should!–but I’m telling you this now for free. Life is a boggart, it’s the biggest boggart of them all. You never know what it’s going to look like one moment to the next. And sometimes you just gotta laugh. It’s okay to laugh. It’s part of the grieving process. You need to grieve before you can heal. But it’s okay to laugh while you’re doing it.”
I didn’t wake up right after that, some more stuff happened in a hazy sort of way as the dream began to dissolve into conciousness, but I remember him yelling Expecto Patronum as he punched a Death Eater in the face. Because sometimes, evidently, you have to make your own happy memories.
You just fully got the actual spirit of Robin Williams to pop in on your dreams and give you some wisdom
this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle
Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life
I carry this water bottle around on purpose because I know the kids will ask me why I have a pink one. This is how every convo has gone:
Kids: Mr.C Why do you have a pink water bottle?
Me: Because I like pink, why?
Kids: Pink is for girls
Me: Why?
Kids: ummmmmmm
Me: Do you know why it’s for girls?
Kids: No it just is
That’s when I go into a brief lesson about how pink is JUST a color (I am the art teacher so they think I am the authority on colors) for everyone.
As a teacher I am trying my hardest to re-educate these kids in the most non threatening way possible. It will take them a minute to understand that pink isn’t a “girl color”, but a color we can all love
I love you for this
erasing gender essentialism is MEGA IMPORTANT!
“I am the art teacher so they think I am the authority on colors”
Hello yes the color authorities are here we would like you to please stop gendering colors
Come on color authority! 👮🏽♂️💓
My favorite Mt Rainier pieces I’ve done, in the order of their creation. February 2017, April 2017, December 2017, and May 2018.
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I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right
My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat, sail across the world, and return the heart of Te Fiti.
my name is Moana Montoya, you will board my father, prepare to sail, and die
clatter clatter clatterclatterclatterclatterclatter [cartoon gunshot].
self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void
May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead
When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”
PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THE STRUGGLE!!!
Has this been done yet?
What will you do when they catch you? What will you do if they break you? If you continue to fight, what will you become?
Harrison ford; the OG get a man who can do both
this fucking movie i swEA R









