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*~*CosmicSalix*~*

@cosmicsalix

Space and Other Nerd Things.
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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skluug

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

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prokopetz

I love it when JRPGs include a completely nonthreatening enemy that runs away from everything, yet is worth a fuckton of XP if you manage to kill it, because it raises several very entertaining questions about what XP is actually modelling.

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gffa

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a True Jedi.  Not because he’s mastered himself and his emotions or anything (though, that, too) but because he’s a giant fucking nerd who wants to study literal brain worms and gets mad when Anakin stomps them to death and he probably thinks the height of a Saturday night is a grammar argument with another Jedi Master about some obscure text philosophizing on the Force.  This is the only metric by which a True Jedi can be measured, I will accept nothing else.

Excuse you. True jedi are measured by how many Lego studs they collect.

This is the only correction I am willing to accept.