A fly chose to land on me and instantly die today and honestly I do not need that kind of negativity in my life right now
There’s a new Espurr plush coming out and I just
This thing embodies the word “scrunkly” more than anything I’ve ever seen
Seeing how long I can maintain the Duolingo streak before I forget and the owl takes my children
This is one of Reigen's special moves: Clearly insincere notes app apology.
THE FINAL CONTESTANT APPROACHES. WE CANNOT LET REIGEN WIN. VOTE SANS TO BREAK THE STREAK.
EDIT: SANS UNDERTALE WON, THAT FUCKING BASTARD (AFFECTIONATE). I AM VINDICATED!
Kitchen scales: Oh! It looks like I’m a bit unstable at the moment! Would you mind just giving me a moment to readjust?
Me, placing shit on top of it anyway: If I must operate while unstable, you have to as well
hot take: longachu is precious
It’s a centapika
queer-trans-amazon
>:3
wizard-japes-only
>:3
>:3
Big Chungus implies the existence of one or more chunguses, chungi if you will, of varying sizes. Furthermore, the fact that he is Big Chungus and not Biggest Chungus implies that we have yet to see the biggest one. In this essay I will