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professional mess

@cosclaire

Claire | she/her | Gryffindor | Cosplayer
ig and tiktok by the same name!

Have you ever wanted a mixtape from your favorite characters in Stranger Things? My character-inspired mixtapes are now up for pre-sale on my Etsy (link below)! https://www.etsy.com/listing/1286466735/preorder-stranger-things-character?click_key=bc932d0f89215f468d61c509d039cf954eef89c2%3A1286466735&click_sum=8dbcd5d9&ref=shop_home_active_1&crt=1

(IMPORTANT NOTE: The physical tapes do NOT have music recorded on them due to copyright laws. These are primarily decorations/props. They are, however, functional and new! You can record your own music or the recommended and already-created playlists over on my Spotify: @cosclaire)

Choose any of 4 Available Characters:

🎸 Eddie Munson 🎸

💙 Steve Harrington 💙

📼 Robin Buckley 📼

🛹 Max Mayfield 🛹

did i wake up expecting destiel to go canon almost a week after the finale? no. actually, it was on my list of things i thought had 0% chance of happening. and yet, just like he/they sam winchester, some things happen when you least expect them.

I’ve made a terrible mistake

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH ?

LOOK AT IT CRAWLING

that last one is my during school 

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JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

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IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION

Shit like this is why I could not stop laughing in film editing school. I would have to leave class because I was in tears whenever I had to do sound.