Jonathan Riches

THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY

IT’S ITALICIZED

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

when people ask me who i am

when people ask me who i am

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

ME

Thrilling, fast-paced, thought-provoking dialog of Pokemon, the Animated Series.

all my friends are dwayne johnson

Explain

they Rock

Tbh, Video game music has been such a source of inspiration for me, and has helped me cope on so many occasions. 

I stand by what I said

I STAND BY WHAT I SAID

I STAND BY WHAT I SAID

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please kill me