I'm Cory
I'm a science teacher
I uhhh... hhhhh
Ah you'll figure it out

Are you ready to get scared
im always already scared
Get ready! 😃
woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again
they cancelled his show and he snapped and said “fuck you, among us animated series”
Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!
dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead
Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY
let brug cook
Little Deanie Doo, a tiny boy wearing a striped t-shirt, has been suspended in the sky by his wedgie, writhing in agony for the past 24 hours
I got institutionalized and am flat broke w no way to cover rent. I got dx w schizophrenia. I had a miscarriage and got phished and drugged/recorded by my rm. I am. Not well. I need 1150. I just got out and am w my dad. Help me.
Cash.me/$tomi1
Venmo: tominova
I'm asking in this way bc prompting ppl seems to work but I IMPLORE YOU TO GIVE. I KNOW PEOPLE WITH MONEY WHO CAN HELP ARE OUT THERE. I KNOW YALL SEE THIS AND CAN ASSIST. PLEASE DONATE AND DONT LET THIS PASS YOU BY!
So on top of all the other affronts to my body and mental health I now have to deal with REVENGE PORN MADE OF ME. I'm at my wit's end I'm seriously in a dark place right now and I don't know what to do. please if you have the ability to help me move to a new location Donate asap
you just dont see guys walking around wearing nothing but a barrel held up by suspenders any more
Head on up to laramie, Wyoming you'll see one every week 😂
I decided to make a quiz to answer the most important question a person can ask in regards to their own identity
Epic clap back if someone calls your Jordan’s fake:
Them: you got fake Jordan’s
You: hmm true but in time all shall become dust
She deactivated today… rip you icon
the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass