Midnight Flyer

Carlos Schwabe (Swiss,1866-1926)

“Spleen and Ideal”. Illustration for Baudelaire’s “Les Fleurs du Mal”, 1900

Oil on canvas

Aphaneramma, a marine temnospondyl amphibian with a cute crocodile face

weird cunt

harsh but fair

i feel like that doesn’t show how fuckin big it is

It’s friend sized

Gale, the Wizard of Waterdeep

You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.

can you imagine?

“I’ve never seen you eat are you insecure” “no…”

“here let me lift that for you” “I got it, thanks” *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*

“I’ve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suit” “haha… yeah”

“There’s no way that girl can catch me… she’s huge!” “Hello, dinner.” *running with super fast vampire speed*

“She can’t fit in here! I’m safe!” *turns into a gas and slips under the door*

“How come you never go out?” “Well, I never get invited to parties…”

“Come to the gym with me! We should lose weight” “Not in a thousand years.” (incidentally, that’s when she was last alive.)

“You need to go on a diet!” “I’ll start with you.” *literally eats that person*

hello

Magnus & Benedict - This is a birthday commission for @poet-to-none from SaintRayne @saintrayne

@poet-to-none 🎉🎊🥳. Some Magnus and Benedict for you. Magnus deserves all the love he can possibly get.

I hate how acknowledging unfairness in the world is seen as "childish". Maybe children are right. I don't think you should be proud of the fact that you've become complacent with the state of your miserable existence and took on this loser "it is what it is" mentality. Things can be better.

Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they’re all gonna go clubbin or some shit

Then there’s Gale

Who’s just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn’t give a fuck about the drip he’s getting his ass ready for bed

i'm seeing people losing hope for palestine i'm begging you seriously please don't. the death toll is high but there are still people alive, there are still journalists risking everything to make sure the world sees what is happening. please continue protesting if you have the option to, keep demanding for a ceasefire and keep talking about palestinians both alive and dead. you have to keep going until the very end or else you really did fail them.

Reminder that before all this, the population of Gaza was approximately 2,300,000. The current death toll is around 15,500 - possibly as many as 20,000. That's horrific, yes. But that means that there are still at least 2,280,000 gazans alive and kicking. There are 2.28 million people who would benefit from a permanent ceasefire; for an end to Israeli hostility; for increased aid and reliable access to food and water. There are still 2.28 million people that Israel has not managed to kill.

So keep making noise. Do whatever you can to help those 2.28 million living people, and to remember and honour the 15,000-20,000 lives that have been taken. Giving up on Gaza helps no one but Israel.

Fundamentally the reason your digital colours never look the same in print is because pieces of paper typically don't emit light.

I wonder how many of these fruits & vegetables have changed since 1886?

@haveyouatethisfruit

THIS IS SO COOL, WHAT THE HELL, THANK YOU!

memes for vampires

i mean if you insist here’s more

my growing collection

endless possibility 🔮

Huevember day 17 with Kar’niss, curious, about what little thing stands before him…

That straight up is exactly what I expected corvid art to look like tbh.

This is the most goth shit I’ve ever seen

@bargain-bin-beasts

god's favourite princess (and the most interesting girl in the world)