this is just like that smiths song
geoguessr guy continues to body people on twitter
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
he took a bath 3 times
his name is Organic Spinach
the cleanest frog in Michigan
if i had some kind of deal as a kid where a frog was at the bottom of bags of spinach i would have easily eaten five times as much spinach
i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)
you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact
(getting torn asunder but i can’t stop moaning so it gets weird)
Is being a Tumblr-famous-person a hard job?
Think of what a marine goes through, and then quadruple it
What does a marine go through?
Gay sex
sex ed taught me that cigarettes are bad and never look at a cigarette and cigarettes WILL kill you and they forgot to teach me what a period was
Rise of the Pink Ladies was nominated for choreography Emmy this week. You cannot legally watch an Emmy-nominated show because god forbid the studio has to pay workers for it—that’s the state of the industry with streaming right now. That’s why SAG and the WGA are striking.
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
starting to think I may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems
the people who name new dog breeds must be having some sort of laugh
there’s something faelike about that advisory from outside the apple store. it makes me feel uncomfortable.
Flaying myself alive in here
did you know only 1 in 10,000 gar are golden colored? and that i love them sosososososo much? and its my dream pet?
A gar of gold… 42 garats…
I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees
Who asked
God has granted you the gift of knowledge and yet you shun him