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Quoth the cliff-racer, nerevar-more

@corsicanmastiffstride

Magnus | melancholic | parry this you fucking casual | “i’ve got arrogance down to a science” | poet & researcher
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Anonymous asked:

A horrible joke came to me in my sleep. Someone should have told Robin when you play kiss, marry, kil, you pick 3 different people, you can't just pick Chrom and have to do all three.

you know you say that's a horrible joke but honestly that's an extremely good joke in my book and frankly I am compelled to subject everyone else to it now

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Maybe I’m insane but I feel like us ikesoren fans have not adequately talked about the performance of Ike’s English VA in FE: Engage, specifically his throaty delivery of “Let’s see if this is good enough for ya” in Soren’s paralogue and his cheeky little “Soren ;)” any time Soren and Ike do their linked attack

Like, that guy Knows. You cannot convince me that he isn’t Fully Aware of the popularity of ikesoren, because he gave Isaac Fire Emblem a goddamn Bedroom Voice

Ikesoren Week 2023 - Day 3: Pokémon AU ✨  

Ok, hear me out, so imagine them being a duo Elite 4 Fire-type trainer of their region after being Champions themselves and travelling to other regions! 

“BUT” I hear you say “Umbreon is not a Fire-type Pokémon!”

And to that, I respond with “Oh, but that is an Eevee from the Paldea region and its Tera-Type is Fire! It was supposed to evolve into Flareon after touching a Fire Stone but it got high Friendship points before they could find one so it evolved to an Umbreon instead!” 

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

FE Engage DLC giving the IkeSoren gays everything we deserve holy fuck.

Also I’m so happy that they let Ike be a little shit, one of his best characteristics from the Tellius games that gets consistently glossed over.

Ike, mid-battle, popping out of nowhere: You sure are stubborn as usual.

Soren: IKE?!?!?

[five minutes later]

Soren: Ike wtf if you’d just SAID you were here of course I would’ve joined them immediately.

Ike: But battling is more fun. :)

IkeSoren still holding strong in Engage

Love how Soren is like "Fuck you and your army I want nothing to do with- Oh Ike is here? I guess I can join. After all, he gives me purpose"

i’ve said something similar before but people always ask if ike is gay for soren like he even has a choice in the matter

frankly if i was in his situation and had a genius knife-wielding tactical twink at my beck and call i’d be head over heels and down horrendous. i’m ace

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i believe 100% in mlm hostility between emblem robin and soren. robin tries to bond with soren by making a battle strategy with him and while they're working soren just asks him how its possible he and chrom are a combined emblem with undisguised salt

and then robin completely earnestly is like "ah well i guess it was just the strength of our love, he is my other half after all :)" and then soren just angrily slams a book shut like "i am hoping and praying for your messy divorce"