being all about 1 person isn’t hard, y’all just hoes
Finding out your crush is a massive piece of shit before you ask them out is one of the biggest bullets you’ll ever dodge in your life.
*nods along while you talk like im not just thinking about kissing you*
heresthelifeivealwayslongedfor
Check out lesbian sex when you get a chance
I’m so attracted to personalities like I don’t care how fine you are I need to be able to have fun with you
we fucked up its getting more profitable
me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..
My psychologist: You have to, do things
me:
aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit
Some of us are trying to be Gomez actually
honorable. respectable. where would we be without you
Bob: That’s terrifying. Louise: What, this? Bob: Linda, make her stop. Lina: Louise, stop scaring your father.
Bob’s Burgers, Goblins, Ghosts and Bears (S12E03)