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Three gibbons in a trench coat

@corrrvid

27, she/her, queer - Feral ecologist raised in a swamp, jack of all trades - terfs fuck off

What the fuck

It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.

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Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

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fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

we gotta restore wetlands and grasslands...everyone talks about forests and tree planting for carbon capture and it's true but WETLANDS AND GRASSLANDS are the shit

“Colonialism almost never exploits the entire country. It is content with extracting natural resources and exporting them to the metropolitan industries thereby enabling a specific sector to grow relatively wealthy, while the rest of the colony continues, or rather sinks, into underdevelopment and poverty.”

— Frantz Fanon, The Wretched of the Earth

nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix

Britain’s political class are not actually speaking for women. Far from seeing transgender rights as encroaching on their own, most British women in fact favour rights for trans and non-binary – it’s men who are the most vocal and determined in opposing them. The extent to which men embrace anti-trans rhetoric, and women do not, is evident even from the most general of polling questions.

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The data suggests that despite politicians constantly citing “concerns” from women about trans people, it is in fact cisgender men who are insistent upon the desire to regulate and control access to women’s spaces.

I wish I still had my niche workplace memes I made when I was a carpenter but they were all on my old chinese phone that I lost at a pizzeria in michigan and it's been almost a decade so I can't even remember them except for this one

I love work memes, especially ones that are nearly incomprehensible to anyone outside of maybe 3 specific people. Here's one I made 3 years ago

Bobble beret is off the needles and getting blocked! The colour combo worked as well as I expected and all the bobbles make it so adorable, it definitely makes up for the tedium of individually crocheting each of them

Pattern: Michay beret by Fran López (Pompom fall 2022)

Yarn: Drops Kid-silk in Black and Malabrigo Aroyo in Glitter

the council has conferred and it has been decided that the most painful ages to happen to a person are 12, 17, 19, and 23

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op i am holding your grandpa to this