What the fuck
Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.
we gotta restore wetlands and grasslands...everyone talks about forests and tree planting for carbon capture and it's true but WETLANDS AND GRASSLANDS are the shit
“Colonialism almost never exploits the entire country. It is content with extracting natural resources and exporting them to the metropolitan industries thereby enabling a specific sector to grow relatively wealthy, while the rest of the colony continues, or rather sinks, into underdevelopment and poverty.”
— Frantz Fanon, The Wretched of the Earth
nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix
Britain’s political class are not actually speaking for women. Far from seeing transgender rights as encroaching on their own, most British women in fact favour rights for trans and non-binary – it’s men who are the most vocal and determined in opposing them. The extent to which men embrace anti-trans rhetoric, and women do not, is evident even from the most general of polling questions.
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The data suggests that despite politicians constantly citing “concerns” from women about trans people, it is in fact cisgender men who are insistent upon the desire to regulate and control access to women’s spaces.
on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next
it creached
bloodlust for peaches and water melon. figs and cherry tomatoes and crisp tall glass of cold tap water baby i live forever today
zone blanche is my favourite tv show to watch while knitting, besides the creepy autumn vibes the costuming dept made sure all these little french fuckers are running away from/getting murdered by creepy clicking noises in the forest while wearing the coolest knitwear
I wish I still had my niche workplace memes I made when I was a carpenter but they were all on my old chinese phone that I lost at a pizzeria in michigan and it's been almost a decade so I can't even remember them except for this one
I love work memes, especially ones that are nearly incomprehensible to anyone outside of maybe 3 specific people. Here's one I made 3 years ago
Bobble beret is off the needles and getting blocked! The colour combo worked as well as I expected and all the bobbles make it so adorable, it definitely makes up for the tedium of individually crocheting each of them
Pattern: Michay beret by Fran López (Pompom fall 2022)
Yarn: Drops Kid-silk in Black and Malabrigo Aroyo in Glitter
the council has conferred and it has been decided that the most painful ages to happen to a person are 12, 17, 19, and 23
op i am holding your grandpa to this
