Balance is key

Best opening scene 

If you ever find yourself feeling jealous, all you have to do is remind yourself of either or both of the following:

1. I am amazing in my own unique way. I have a perspective that nobody else has. I am incomparable.

2. We are all one in this world. All these people are my family. We are connected. When I’m happy for them, I’m also happy for myself.

This says so much about Christianity.

Excuse me while my eyes well up…

C.S Lewis is a genius

Fucking hell this is 10/10

Well the end kind of threw me for a loop but overall this is a quality post.

Band Kids Vs. Normal Kids

Normal kids: OMG OLYMPICS HELL YEAHHHHH!!!

Band Kids:DCI DCI DCI HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Back in college, every floor of my dorm had a laundry room. Our first floor was 80% offices and 20% dorm rooms (down a separate wing), so we had a small laundry room with only 3 washers and 3 dryers. The other floors had 6 or 8 of each.

In any case,we had one of those typical assholes who would come down to my floor to use the machines and felt it was his right to remove clothes from the dryer mid-cycle and put his in. If this happened once or twice, I could look the other way, but it was constant. Additionally, he would throw the wet clothes ON THE FLOOR instead on on the table.

It took me awhile to figure out who was doing it (and make absolutely sure he was the culprit), but once I had, I kept an eye out for him.

One evening, I had my door open and I see him walk by with his laundry basket. As I wait for him to come back and put his clothes in the dryer, I fill a Double Big Gulp with piss, coffee, and grape juice. You know where this is going…

Once he puts his clothes in the dryer, I walk on over, open the dryer, and pour the cup in. About an hour later, I hear him swearing and threatening to kill whichever “motherfucker” did this. He went nuts beating up the dryer by repeatedly kicking it and breaking the control panel off of it.

So, to add insult to injury, I call the duty room and tell the security guard there’s some asshole having a fit in the laundry room. Security comes down and a screaming match ensues. Apparently, scumbag wants the perpetrator arrested for damaging his clothes while security guard is informing scumbag that the bigger crime was destroying a commercial dryer. Everything settles down when a few more security guards show up and dumbass goes back to his own floor with his piss-stenched clothes.

Fast forward a few days. A brand new dryer is delivered, so that was nice. And I caught dipshit walking around the dorm in his brownish-purple stained clothes for a few days until he was able to replace them. And best of all, he never came down to use our laundry room again.

draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck

And in this labyrinth / Too long he’s preyed for us Where night is blind / But now we know The Phantom of the Opera is there Inside my mind / Deep down below

*spends the next 17 years trying to catch pikachu*

Explorin the Dora

No diego no