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Do you think it’s possible that some people are born to give more love than they will ever get back in return?
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We are still bisexual. (@Still Bisexual)
Bisexual people who haven’t dated anyone are still bisexual.
Bisexual girls who have only dated boys are still bisexual.
Bisexual people who only date girls are still bisexual.
Bisexual people who used to idetify as gay are stll bisexual.
Bisexual boys who have a preference for boys are still bisexul.
Married bisexual people are still bisexual.
I hate straight people
superduperemily
*face gets really red and swollen and puffy and pissed off looking*
/you are a butt face/
gotchi
What the fuck
ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum
someone: *notices an intimate detail about me & shares the observation with me* me: who are u working for
Wtf is sephora
It sounds scary
elasticlove
isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy
no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels
No you’re thinking of a Seraph
A sephora is a second year college or high school student
No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.
no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.
No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.
You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
You’re thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.
No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt.
No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.
princelesscomic
No, you’re thinking of Sappho.
Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.
You’re thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the method of communicating from ship to ship via flags.
arinjosephs-deactivated20180325
its nine in the afternoon and ur eyes are the size of
very big
new person: i’m late to this fandom/ship.. there’s not much point writing fic/making art for it is there?
The Fans:
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the picture of lady gaga laying on the floor with a bowl of pasta
very me
IM SCREAMING
IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??
This is so sweet and pure. Lol.
I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.
fanboy-trav
@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?
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