i have not necessarily been hiding, although never publically stated here on tumblr, that i am an age regressing middle and im only stating now 2 say any followers/mutuals of mine that's got a problem with that is acrimoniously invited to kiss my ass and begone
sludge and doom metal really are the best genres of music because you find a band with a name like "MAMMOTH FUCKTRUCK" and you can tell youre in for either the best thing youve listened to this month or the most mid shit imaginable
this post was inspired by Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard and honestly i kind of gave up trying to make up a fake band name as good as that for the service of this post
Sumerian Veteran: *has severe PTSD but doesn't know it because the term won't be invented for another 5000 years* I fight the same battle in my dreams every night and my relationship with my family has fallen apart.
Sumerian Healer: *saw hundreds of veterans with the exact same affliction before* You're cursed by desert demons.
actually we have recorded texts of sumerian warriors describing symptoms that closely match ptsd, and the diagnoses was not desert demons, but rather "Those dudes you killed are still attacking you with their ghosts because you killed them"
i hate when youtube food reviewers take a bite out of a burger and hold it right up to the camera where they took a bite. like thanks, looks disgusting, what are you gonna show me next? A Man's Asshole?
hey that's the guy who had a legitimate full mental breakdown because people said aging and dying was natural and he insisted saying that was tantamount to supporting genocide and him and weren't meant to age or die. the fursona guy. that's him
It's all "keep tumblr weird" until a real weirdo shows up I see
I also drew this
you lie down, and aim it like a mortar
yeah into my mouth
she let me hit because i ate all my veggies and rinsed off my plate and said thank you mommy
187. happy disability pride month!
[image id: a doodle on paper of an anthro wolf using crutches and wearing hearing aids. their line-art is made of blue pen ink, their sketch is a light yellow pencil, and their over-fur is the grey from a graphite pencil. both their left upper paw and their left lower paw have been drawn on small yellow sticky notes placed over the original paper. their expression is at ease and determined. /end id]
sorry my bulge is so squeezable and fat it's literally not my fault *runs away crying, jiggle physics activating*
