gonna make a fake/rediculous DNI here i go
do not interact if you:
collect blind-bag type items, play Minecraft in creative, have ever been a Het*lia fan, can play a string instrument, have impulse buying issues, aren’t afraid of deep sea life, are an aquarius sun with a scorpio moon, know the words to ‘the time warp’, unironically love sans, have more than 5 tabs of fanfic open right now, can actually play dance dance revolution, are pansexual, are neutral good, was around for the Mishapocalypse, are a casual furry, have ever self-described as a catboy/catgirl, only sneeze once when you sneeze, read homestuck, have ever been to LA, have spotify premium, have ever written the phrase “their tongues battled for dominance”, kinned from dangan ronpa, specifically hajime hinata, aren’t lactose intolerant, have ever been in a management position, know all the words to any single Marina song, prefer sub over dub, like the spongebob musical, play a fighter in D&D, like morally ambiguous characters, listen to anime openings of your own free will, actually like summer, actually read shounen manga, watch more than three anime every year, listen to nightcore, don’t like eggnog, don’t make playlists for your own characters, haven’t self-described as a clown, are a hunter x hunter kinnie, like feta cheese, know how to do winged eyeliner, can’t name at least three state capitals, drink boba tea, own more than one Funko Pop, play in more than one tabletop game, have discord nitro, are afraid of invertebrates, know what missing e was, have never changed their username, have an anime/japanese pop culture username, have only played pacifist route in undertale, can name more than 100 Pokemon, watched all of iCarly, use the word “swag”, if you have ever said you “have one brain-cell”, haven’t had braces, like how gasoline smells, own more than two sets of dice, can understand algebra, can actually spell shanannigains.
if you get 30 or more, you’re legally allowed to kin me
if you get more than 39, then congrats! you’re me!
