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My name's Tony and I use he/him pronouns (no they). Profile picture by @clippy, banner by @eebie. Anton's dark side is always on the left (his right) it is NOT lighting it is how he is
Milque Toste

A fakeswitcher that works in an office, disguised as a fellow stepswitcher. As dangerous as fakeswitchers are to stepswitchers, he is actually friendly and isn't very likely to hurt them, although meek and a possibly a little bit awkward. He's wary of being found out lest his coworkers'--and other stepswitchers' by extension--views of him become negative, whether it be hate or fear.

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Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions

If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned 

But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

Other pro laundry tip: a good way to get out funky smell (like for nasty towels or workout/manual labor clothes) is to put some white vinegar in the bleach spot in your washer.

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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

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French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"