Buying a car

English added by me :)

i got a sandwitch

made another one

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🥪 it is that time again 🥪

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didnt wanna bother making rice so…..🥪

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White boy orders in PERFECT CHINESE, leaving taco bell employees SPEECHLESS

GREG???????????????????????

*fucks up*

the nico nico douga in my brain:

HEY FUCK, THAT VIDEO OF THE STREAMER PLAYING HOTLINE MIAMI AND HYPES HIS SHIT UP BUT THEN GETS IMMEDIATELY KILLED

FOUND IT

This is exactly what Hotline Miami is about

what if w

the thirteen mipy chasers

Me when I see someone throw an unfucked plate across the room

plate: MOUSEGRL

Customer: I'm a girl and i love mice

DMV: THE CRAZY THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT IT TOOK ONE SINGLE WORD TO TURN IT HORNY. COULDA BEEN A NORMAL CUTE LICENSE PLATE. COULDA TAKEN THE HIGH ROAD & CONJURED A DELIGHTFUL IMAGE OF A MOUSE DRIVING A LITTLE CAR. BUT YOU HAD TO SAY "MOUSEGIRL" AND NOT "MOUSE." DON'T PRETEND THIS ISN'T WHAT'S GOING ON EITHER I KNOW THE SCORE I KNOW WHAT'S UP. I'M FAMILIAR WITH THIS SORT OF SEMANTIC TRICK. YOU WANT TO FUCK DOWN ON AN ANIME GIRL WITH CERTAIN CHARACTERISTICS OF A RODENT AND EVERYONE'S GOTTA KNOW.

Verdict: DENIED