theres two types of billy joel songs abt women and its either
1) i want this girl so bad but im such a loser
2) im completely in poetic love with you and we are gonna be happy together forever and not get divorced like last time
and sometimes the second type is actually about a man.
bruce springsteen songs are great cause he sings the most gutwrenching lyrics about familial trauma and disillusionment with life while clarence clemons goes wild on the sax
I love my comfort show about a bisexual woman with puzzle trauma, her dramatic gay theatre dad who had glitter orgies, her other bi dad who is an actor but can't act when needed ever, her deaf future trophy husband who covered up one of her best friend's murder and has never been to coney island, their lesbian detective confidant who is the only one with any brain cells and yet enables their tomfoolery and Winnie the Bulldog.
I love when OMITB needs a damsel in distress they turn to Steve Martin, and when they need someone to be the muscle, they turn to Selena Gomez.
Pride flags made from the color palettes of this specific GQ shoot that Steve Martin and Martin Short did
Every year, I demand to know why Groundhog Day isn’t more celebrated on the internet. It’s the perfect absurdist holiday. There’s a big, round, adorable animal. He’s a prophet. Some guy in an old-timey top hat claims to be able to speak to the groundhog. Does he understand the animal’s language? Is it through telepathy? It’s a secret we are not allowed to know. People come from miles to worship the groundhog and learn the fate of the weather, which doesn’t even matter anymore with science and weathermen. The groundhog makes his prediction. He’s wrong 70% of the time, but we keep asking him. We are not interested in learning anything from our blind trust in a giant rat.
𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹
vibing with Franz Kafka 99 years ago
Oh mood. Planning this for the 100th year anniversary
Happy 100 years of feeling nothing, merely tired
The best "there is only one bed" iteration is in Planes, Trains & Automobiles.
submitted 10/23/21: stream today goes crazy someone sent jermas mk ultra activation phrase in chat and he started killing people with his mind
love it how now that october is over everyone is gonna leave otgw behind and i’m gonna be trapped in hyperfixation hell for at LEAST another 3 months </3 if ur in the same boat please dear god be my friend
I had planned to do something totally different with my day but instead I made a whole bunch of pride birds! I plan to put them on Redbubble asap.
Lesbian: pink-headed warbler Gay: eastern rosella Bi: varied bunting Trans: lilac-breasted roller Genderqueer: woodstar Aro/ace: pink-headed fruit dove
Pansexual: oriental dwarf kingfisher Nonbinary: gouldian finch Asexual: purple-crowned fairywren
Sapphic: red-tailed comet Aromantic: dusky-headed conure
I couldn’t resist making more pride birds today, especially after I discovered that the scientific name of the red-tailed comet is Sappho sparganurus. Sappho, you guys!! This bird is named after her!!
Guess who! Lesbian cockatoo. :)
Finally! The Vosmaeri eclectus for the polyamory flag. While not an orientation or gender identity, the polyam flag is still very popular at pride events.
I thought the eclectus was perfect for this flag because unlike other parrots, they’re nonmonogamous. What a fun coincidence that they happen to match the flag so well and to be a personal favorite of mine.
Genderfluid violet-backed starling! I had a lot of fun drawing this one; I’m getting less afraid to draw iridescence on birds.
Despite all the frustration they cause for American naturalists, starlings are delightful, intelligent creatures. (Redbubble link)
God should release new birds that look like this as an apology for making this fucking pandemic.
Good news: these are all real birds that already exist!
Tumblr won’t let me add any more photos but please!!! look them up. The real birds are more beautiful than my pictures.
