Bug Time Is All The Time 🐛

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

Collecting

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Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.

My boys. Er. Two grown men not my boys at all.

UNMUTE OMG

I feel I need context in the worst way, but also that no context could possibly improve on the glory that is... this.

shoutout to everyone who had the correct incorrect answer to "what're they talking about"

Part 1

Part 2

IYKYK

Something so endearingly offputting about skyward sword characters’ eyes. Groose’s got the peak white-person-with-blue-eyes stare. Beedle is always looking at you with them big ole eyes. Ghirahim is like two millimeters away from being some sort of bug. Fi doesn’t even have pupils. They all convey different emotions that I feel deep in my soul but cannot for the life of me put a name to

Whoever needs to hear this. Please know.

"Closed at 6pm" does not mean "The entry door locks up at 6, but if you're already inside you can keep on shopping."

It means, "you should be finished and out of the store at 6pm."

This is not up for debate

This is just how things work

I just feel like if we just straight up vacuum sealed the building at 6:01 and let bitches fend for themselves Dawn of the Dead style then word would get around

You do like tumpet? 🎺! bwaaa!

instrumence

ANON MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP LIVEBLOGGING

HANDS DOWN THE FUNNIEST/SADDEST ENDING WE COULD HAVE ASKED FOR-

addicted to saying "ill definitely check that out" about things that i will definitely forget to check out

reservation dogs 2x01 - "the curse"