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claire smtx
somewhat difficult to get along with.
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if these so called trans people are just trying to live explain why theyre always proselytizing to me on npr. trans podcast. im coming to your house to punish you 

as soon as npr finally convinces me to give them some of my hard earned american dollars (ive accepted that its only a matter of time) i WILL be writing them a strongly worded letter about the fact that i do not give them $2 a month so they can PISS ME OFF on my drive home. i had to listen to the same stupid story about ~gender affirming care for trans youth~ 3 times and after that i was ready to commit an act of domestic terrorism. we’re overdue i think 

if you went to the south park meadows half price and you bought out all their animorphs books im coming for your ass

i think im finally gonna legally change my name... (my last name not my first name) which ive been talking about doing since i was a teenager but i actually looked up what i’d have to do and its not that bad. and its been years and i still think about it all the time so i figure i might as well just do it. wish me luck ill be talking about this for another 5 years before i actually do it 

cons my way onto npr and then starts talking as fast as humanly possible before they have a chance to wrestle me away from the mic

Anonymous asked:

HI I MISSED YOU. what have you read lately?

im reading ted bundy: conversations with a killer rn

sometimes i meet people the same age as me and im like damn. im so glad i never watched adventure time 

knowing nothing about it i am actuallly pro twilight tv series bc absolutely nothing could be more in line with stephanie meyers vision of the twilight universe. that lady rewrote the first book two different times and published it. harry potter whom?  i just want it to be an adaptation of life & death so theres no casting discrepancies. 

Courtney Love, amazing photo taken on a disposable camera by a fan named David Roberto on March 12, 1995 - Special Events Center, Tampa, FL.

Anonymous asked:

omg hi claire our most beloved tumbl prophet. how have you been

im good i gave myself a nasty grease burn frying chicken at work today :^|

Anonymous asked:

youve top quality brain fluids & it's hard not to miss you. do you think you will ever come back more regularly or have you sort of moved on

i miss you guys too :( if i ever get internet in my apartment i will be back on here regularly. lord forgive me for what im about to say but of all the things i gave up when i dumped my smart phone and internet tumblr is the only thing i pretty regularly miss and really the only reason i would ever get ethernet. where else am i supposed to get funky images. and have a captive audience