romeo and juliet work together at quiznos

@coreinthian / coreinthian.tumblr.com

he/him; 25
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if completing tasks feels so good and reminds me completing tasks is easy then why is starting them the emotional equivalent of sending my first born to war

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

Elon musk is like a Scooby Doo villain who dresses up as a ghost to scare everyone away from the theme park but forgets that his business is theme parks.

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i'm SO laid back, i only care about like 3 things in the world:

  1. my favorite fictional characters and music
  2. every person on this earth and their opinion of me
  3. the crushing psychological weight of being alive
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is that a cd in your pocket or is your penis just hard and circle. with hole

every ask to neil gaiman goes about like this:

greetings sire, i am but a worm beneath you, but my dear sister is deathly ill and your work is the only thing that brings her happiness still. anywho, in season 2 of good omens do crowley and aziraphale have fucknasty butt sex? thank you!

HATE when websites try to keep me trapped let me use the fucking back button asshole

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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.