🦷Corinth/Ivan🫀

happy anniversary to the greatest thing that ever came out of this fucking website

The sunset illuminated my dog into the laptop screen

@zzzombiecore

cold war

got a new sketchbook and mechanical pencil

reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

who was your original blorbo? Like the first ever blorbo that you felt Blorbo Induced Emotions for

Some blorbos are obviously more popular than others. I should make a list of the most popular original blorbos when I have the time

breast augmentation, brazillian butt lift, tummy tuck, brow lift, hair & eyebrow bleaching, colored contacts, nose job, breast lift, flankplasty, eyelid lift, ear pinning, lip injections, cheek filler, face lift

some beautiful graffiti downtown

Tag yourself I'm blue hustler

They want a family and they choose you

@the-gremlins-hotel @artistically-hershie

But why the last one though what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

I lost my shit at 21

tag yourself i’m 24

I respect people with this level of humor.

he does have a darker side!!! i wish it was shown more like they do with russia but it's there if you know where to look!!!