I want to know which thirsty furry government employee sanctioned that buttcrack.
Bennett: You call it a near death experience, But I call it a Vibe Check from Lord Barbatos!
Venti, In the back genuinely concerned for his well-being:...
Kazuha: To avoid straining your eyes when you’re continuously working, follow the 20-20-20 work rule. After 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest
-tighnaris time at the akademiya? Part 3??-
Cyno: *pulling back curtain while tighnari is in the shower*
Cyno: are we- stop screaming its just me- are we out of pita pockets?
u should do mob asking teru if he wants to hold hands after school when they first started dating 😭😭
mid 20s young man with no discernible skills other than talking good who can barely drive joins with a prodigy psychic and through fun wacky events solves crimes and changes various villainlike people to be good. gets canceled for a bit but ends up fine in the end. is supposed to take care of the psychic to an extent but they end up saving his ass at least once. he's gay with one of the redeemed bad guys who joins him as a colleague after his redemption. said former bad guy is Way more qualified for the job than he is.
people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence
gnome
what was that. did you guys see that
wtf
just randomly remembered a shitdown with a random person I had in here some years ago because I kept quote reblogging things unnecessarily
now I'm back from twitter and I just wanna say. random person you were right and I was being a pissy baby
So apparently i had to find out by accident today that stickbug eggs look like tiny pots and they hatch out by opening the lids and crawling out
*insert a sexy oink with a killing intent*
*Harbingers having dinner together*
Signora: Childe can you pass the salt?
Childe: *throws Scaramouche across the table*




