Anonymous asked:
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED
Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
gir from invader zim is to the scene kid community like what the minions are to suburban moms on facebook. send post
Anonymous asked:
hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not
yeah i got it last time
JERMA: This Is the Whopper. I don’t know about this, I’ll try it, I’ll try a bite and we’ll see. *clears throat* Okay, I’m gonna go for a bite.
ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY [Trivial:Success]: The taste receptors on your tongue light up like a christmas tree. Carbs, fats, and sugars dance around your mouth, the ratio scientifically designed to stimulate every legally activated neuron in your pleasure center.
JERMA: oh my god, oh my god, so good.
this is the most tailored to me crossover I’ve ever witnessed lol
Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005
io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno
im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies
can’t tell if this app has a memory leak or if the ads are doing this. but my phone is hotter than it gets playing shitty gacha games
unironically miss twitter but what’s a guy to do i guess… (i gaze wistfully into the sea)
On twitter.... if you look at more than 600 posts a day you can't look at tweets anymore. And if you make a post that's too funny, you risk temporary suspension
realistically i should just make a new blog and start fresh but. idk! i like having this as an archive of sorts.
last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down
torn between cleaning house and deleting all my old posts for a clean slate vs just keeping this blog as a personal archive
