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saw this in the middle of salt lake city walking to bar

imagine trying to shame someone for saying hi then posting it online like its a gotcha. Hope that 41 year old king found better hole that appreciates his young mind

Cow Obama: uhhhh let me be stear

Sheep Obama: uhhhh let me be shear

Buck Obama: uhhhh let me be deer

Bear Obama: uhhhh let me be fear

Hunter-Gatherer Obama: uhhhh let me be spear

Industrial Revolution Obama: uhhh let me be gear

glass obama: uhhh let me be clear

​really close up obama: uhhh let me be near

overjoyed obama: uhhh let me be cheer

prophetic obama: uhhh let me be seer

serval obama: uhhh let me be ear

365 day obama: uhhh let me be year

👀 obama: uhhh let me be peer

writing letters to his college girlfriend about fantasizing about gay sex obama: uhhh let me be queer

can i get a transcript on this fucking video

shaggy: “hey scwoob what is yer favorite things to do on tha weekends?” scooby doo: SNIFFSNIFFSNIFNFFNISNSRUHUHHUHHHUHHSNIFFSNIFFRUHHUHHRRUHRRUH

Where do you fucking find this shit

never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick

they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

#preserve history#reblog the screenshot#share the truth with the youth

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol

2008-2015 BMW 7-Series

hey. huge furry women sucking each other off

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

Hey guys just a heads up!! pay close attention to ur halloween candy bc people are disguising TESTOSTERONE BLOCKERS and ESTROGEN TABLETS as candy!!! they out here tricking kids into transitioning!

Can we get a fact check on this please

My coworker’s cousin’s nephew got hormone candy last halloween and now he got titties!!

-.- he got fat, hormones are too expensive for that foolishness just like the drug rumors

Then why, in addition to his titties sitting, is his waist snatched??

So y'all let dude transition that far without taking him to the doctor? 😂🤣

I mean he was sickening!

certified iconic post

THOG MOBILE

@identifying-cars-in-posts hey you got this one already?

2014-2016 Subaru Forester

you could google the least geographically related thing in the world and google will be like PLEEEASEEE PLEASEE I NEED YOUR LOCATION PLEEEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE

We’re the SAME AGE

unbelievable delivery

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”