idk man i just live here

children’s book illustrators r literally the cornerstone of society im not kidding. where would we be w/o that little business worm in the apple car or the brambly hedge animals making their feasts and flying their kites like literally WHERE  . do not even get me started on frog and toad 

Anyway yeah to all the old dsmp fans who stayed here even after all that, thank you. Even if you changed blogs or wiped all traces of the fandom, knowing we were in the trenches in 2020-2021 makes this site feel less lonely. We built this wall with our own bare hands didn't we

If there is anything this fandom gave me it's a strong sense of community and the ability to feed off of radioactive sludge like some chernobyl fungus. I will survive any fandom because i thrived in dsmp

Now who wants to start doomsday discourse

ppl leaving the dsmp fandom is soo funny cuz when someone leaves any other fandom they just like. post about something else. but it is such a common experience in this fandom - especially like earlier in this fandom, like 2021 - for someone whose leaving the fandom to write a 20 page letter on why theyre leaving, shut down all their socials/deactivate, get a new email, go completely offline, move to a different country, change their name&identity, delete - not orphan - but delete all of their ao3 fics, start an entire new life, divorce their husband, and then go post about like homestuck or something

personally i think "hes like a woman to me" and "he can come to girls night" are incredibly fun and funny and i frequently talk about characters i like in that way but some of you use that as a complete and total subsitute for ever having to care about or think about women and it shows

like theres just no self awareness about it too youll pick violent misogynists and douchebro characters and sex pests or youll talk about his "woman traits" and only ever include "hes kind of stupid and bad at stuff and pathetic and cries and is depressed and weak and womanly" or you'll "babygirl" him in ways that are completely transmisogynistic and youll act like youre gods gift to fans and check "have a female fav" off your diversity quota without ever having to think about a female character or even consider why you find making forcefem jokes about your boytoy more appealing than finding a single kind thing to say about a female character other than "ooh mommy step on me" or token lesbian jokes

The true scourge of Reddit users coming to tumblr is that these bitches think reposting art is ok if you add a funny caption

It’s something that isn’t exclusive to Reddit (I see people do it occasionally and it makes me see red every time) but since the Reddit migration I’ve been seeing it WAY more. Killing and exploding everyone who doesn’t source their fucking art with my mind

actually i'm adding this directly instead of in tags: please get permission before you repost even with a source!!! don't just assume it's okay!!! many artists DO NOT ALLOW REPOSTS AT ALL, even with credit, and i've regularly seen art reposted on reddit from artists who have it right in their twitter bios (often in english even if they don't speak the language themselves) that they don't allow reposting

if the artist is on tumblr themselves, reblog their original post. if not, please check their own social media (pixiv/twitter/etc) to see if they say anything about reposting, and if they don't outright forbid it, ask for permission before reposting! (and if they say no, don't do it!)

and on the sixth day god created the gas station convenience store refrigerated beverage section

i love being an attention whore on this site because everyone js like NOOOOO MY POST GOT 50 NOTES and them meanwhile i get multiple reblogs on a post and my malicious and sinister intents begin to expand and i am feeling a little peculiar and so i wake in the morning and i step outside and i take a deep breath and i get real high and i scream at the top of my lungs whats going on

love love love watching people experience asoiaf for the first time and have misconceptions as long as they’re the right misconceptions. ‘oh jaime’s a fucking asshole i can’t stand him’ yessss you’re going to be sooo mad in asos ‘catelyn’s a bitch i hate her’ kill yourself in real life

🥶jame8t

“Calling in sick today because my panis hurts”

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Darkened notes, of twisted wrath Your panis hurts, they point and laugh Your panis is broken, your soul unfurled Evil notes from evil world

Advice if you love/care about an addict but they're not ready for abstinence. This is meeting people where they're at- the most important part of harm reduction

suboxone and methadone are treatment drugs for opioid withdrawal symptoms btw! they’re meant to be a kind of transitional drug for people who want to quit but don’t want to suffer through the cold turkey method, which a lot of harm reduction advocates see as needlessly difficult and cruel

Pride asks for fun:

I feel so bad every time I reblog my beloved mutuals art without crazy tags because the art is so so good I just never have proper energy to say anything