Lil Uzi Vert

The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. 

The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.

Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation. The Elephant’s Foot is almost as if it is a living creature.

Friendly reminder that this blob of core material was so hot and dense, it melted/burned through three floors of the building before coming to rest in the lowest basement.

And there’s now a unique species of black mold that feeds off the gamma radiation it produces.

Is no one else seriously freaked out by that mold? No? Just me, then?

wiki article about the mold

LOVE that mold!

okay but

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy was someone shooting it with a kalashnikov

I can sleep again knowing that The Elephant’s foot is weak to Kalashnikovs

I love that mold because humans made a mess we have no idea how to clean up and barely five years later we discover an entirely new kind of fungus that’s just… eating it. Radiation levels are going down much faster than any of our models could predict, this stuff hasn’t been found anyplace else in the world…

Elephant’s Foot: *releases horrifying levels of radiation fatal to most life* Heretofore unknown species of mold:

Cause it slaps next question

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone

validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them

reinforcing trust in your loved ones by imagining situations where bad things happen to you and they save you

Explaining things to your therapist in an imaginary session

Projecting all your trauma onto an imaginary character and imagining others comforting them

Wanting fictional characters to have all the emotional support and physical affection you’ve always wanted

Writing a character that goes through the same troubles as you and give them loving family and friends to help them cope

these are actually healthy copong mechanisms

Oh, thank goodness.

OSHA losha doopety doo, we’ve got a court sopina for you!

reblog for the incredible misspelling of subpoena

The man crying is George Gillette, tribal chairman of the Mandan, Arikara, and Hidatsa tribes of North Dakota in 1948. He was forced under the threat of death of all his people to sign over the tribes’ homeland on the fertile floodplain of the Missouri River in order to build the Garrison Dam.

The final settlement legislation denied tribes’ right to use the reservoir shoreline for grazing, hunting, fishing or other purposes, including irrigation development and royalty rights on all subsurface minerals within the reservoir area.

After the dam was constructed, the three tribes were scattered, their communities and extended families flung to different shores of the 200-mile-long Lake Sakakawea.

This is what your freedom and democracy is built on.

America was NEVER great. “In creating the dam, the federal government flooded 156,000 acres of prime real estate, including the tribe’s capital. More than 300 families and 1,700 residents – 80 percent of the membership at the time – were forced to relocate, prompting the loss of an entire way of life, tribal members say.“ [x]

John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.

I literally heard that in his voice

This blew up on Twitter but I got for exposured

customers go to hell challenge

Me making perfectly round meatballs

INDEED, GOD IS A WOMAN

Shaggy got thicc

I feel like you people have zero understanding of what thicc actually is but a post about Shaggy is not the place for this discourse

No we are fucking doing this here. @thedivinepineapple

There is no thicc anything here. Wherever you thought the definition of thicc applied to this, slap the person who made you think that and then yourself.

Thicc shaggy is a religion

Thin body+giant tits =\= thicc

Those titties aint even big, what is that a 34 C lol please.

I’m…. Y'all are actually arguing over what thicc means on a shaggy post?!

Reblog if you have bigger tits than god

I CANNOT DEAL WITH YALL!! PLEASE SEEK THE LORD 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I have a really complex relationship with religion, but here’s something positive

Hey this is beautiful

Oh wow.

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

im so mad

this is why they should all shut the hell up forever

highkey convinced that fireflies do not exist and that the entire continent of north america is making them the fuck up

why r their asses on fire but more importantly why is everybody just ok with it

sounds like you would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies lit up the world as you fell asleep

Reporter: What’s your name?

Hong Kong Protestor: Lee Chun Hei! I won’t commit suicide!

Police: 

A reminder that Hong Kong police have been arresting children as young as 11. They have also fired at press and begun arresting reporters and aid workers with the excuse that they ‘might be protesters in disguise’. 

They have been filmed beating protesters that have already been subdued/cuffed, as well as using their weapons incorrectly (firing rubber bullets at close range) and driving into crowds. 

People are dying.This is wrong. 

A Hong Kong newspaper had its printing press lit on fire a couple days ago.

oh my fuckin god im pissing myself at how unimpressed kakashi is rn

The number of fucks Kakashi gives is equal to the number of living relatives you have Sasuke

Its fucking back.

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots.

i’m the one in the shower

bye she was going off

thats that lil boy that be singing his ass off

Why is this family full of talented DIVAs. Their mother really did sumn….Tina Knowles could never!

This family… your faves could never