I dont think you’re prepared for me to describe what I just saw an advertisement for
like seriously sit down. you’re not ready. I’m not overhyping this I’m not being dramatic you seriously aren’t equipped for me to tell you about this even if you think you are
in the year 2023 . Twenty Twenty Three. They are making an assumedly officially licensed and officially approved Hamilton The musical game. Ok. Yeah. Right. Got that. Yeah that’s not all
It also from the looks of it appears to be banking off the popularity of genshin by being an rpg where you gamble on gacha mechanics to get party members. And said party members…are the American colonizers that feature prominently in the Hamilton musical. and they even have set rarities to them as is conventional with mobile gacha games
and once you get those American colonizers in your little rpg party, you can then roam around the world of early america and…like….make them attack people by making them sing songs from hamilton the musical at …enemies, which does damage and functions like how an attack in any other rpg would. uh. ????????
now there’s one thing I haven’t mentioned yet because I’ve been building to it. Like I can’t just preface the post with it or else it will just ruin the suspense um. This game is apparently real. Like it’s not a bit. And. It either is or it’s going to be on Roblox.
So now you know about Colonizer Sympathizer Genshin Impact. Exclusive to Roblox. I hope you’re happy knowing this because I can’t say that I am
and here’s what it looks like by the way. Um. So now you know about. This
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
teetotailer
first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store
Season 5 in a nutshell
asking for help = ok
murder = ok
transitive property: she's asking for help with murder
Let's also not forget the intersex kids who are forced into surgeries and hormones with no ability to consent.
Trans and intersex bodily autonomy NOW.
This. There are many intersex children who go thru puberty early, and most of the time intervention is chosen for us, not by us. Cis intersex children deserve autonomy too.
“transition poses some ethical questions. Such as, from what age should you be allowed to irreversibly change your body.“
This of course completely ignores the fact that puberty makes irreversible changes to your body. But let us just rephrase the question: “from what age do you gain bodily autonomy?” Now it gets very easy to answer: From the moment you’re fucking born.
I’m sorry, I’m reblogging this twice in a row it is that important
Stand up and say it again for the people in the back row.
This is all completely true and correct, of course, but on the topic of changes that irreversibly change a child’s body, prithee, go and talk to a fucking ballet dancer.
If you start ballet at 16, you are too old to ever expect to be able to do it seriously. If you start at 12 you’re too old. If you want to do ballet as a serious thing, as a career, you need to start at like eight years old or even younger, because your bones and joints need to be trained while they’re still flexible in order for you to be able to perform many of the required motions and stances of ballet. In particular, you need to be able to perform turnout of the hips, but all of your joints in your legs and feet will be affected, and this irreversibly changes your body.
And yet! Nobody talks about this as a negative thing! Little girls say they want to be ballet dancers, and if their parents have enough money, that’s what they get to be! Does it cause problems in later life? Yeah, sometimes! Often, even! But nobody talks about that because it’s a thing for cis people to do and so naturally it’s all fine!
Go and talk to a fucking ballet dancer.
Even common everyday sports do this. If you play soccer for a few consecutive years sometime between the ages of 8 and 15 it will permanently affect your knees. If you play a lot of soccer and for longer it will affect the entirety of legs, muscle and bone, and not for the better. Almost every soccerplayer in the world has a shortening of the back of the thigh muscle that will cause pain as they age. Most develop severe knee problems by the age of 30. People don’t age out of sports in general around 30 because they’ve “passed their prime physical condition” in the sense that age has taken it’s toll, but in the sense that the sport itself has taken it’s toll. And yet, no one is advocating against letting children play sports.
There's a reason the state starts by going after the people you refuse to respect
Fuckin iowa jesus christ. And fucking republicans in general
Please notice that the wording they use has shifted from "marriage between one man and one woman" to "marriage between one male and one female". This is not a coincidence. GCs and terfs have no excuse to not see the blood on their hands.
idk guys maybe we should try calling the amazon rain forest “sovereign indigenous lands” more often because i’m still seeing people talk about it like some sort of vast terra nullis where there are only animals–you know, like a colonialist
There are lots of indigenous people and tribes here, and their culture is shared a lot in my hometown — I’m from Manaus which is a city literally in the middle of the Amazon rainforest. So, yeah, people need to stop talking like that.
okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism
like yeah the monster is a representation of your unresolved trauma and guilt and a manifestation of the sins of your past but it's also a real creature and it's going to fucking Get you
Funniest thing about miraculous ladybug is that Marinettes problem for the episode will be something like “OMG I have to give this important presentation at school AND talk to a pretty boy WHILE fighting a super villain this is gonna be tough 😅” meanwhile adrien is just in the corner like “this morning I woke up at 6:08 instead of 6:00 and so my father withheld his monthly hug :(, hopefully my day as cat noir will go better” and then he gets like turned into like a sentient Lego brick or something
Actually speaking of vns one of the funniest takes I have ever read goes to someone being like "why isn't there more queer vns since dream daddy" girl. In what universe do you live in where yuri and yaoi vns have disappeared.
Nekojishi. Sweet Pool. Dramatical Murder. Kindred Spirits on the Roof. Starlight Vega. I just gave you five on top of my head. If you let me open my steam and itchio library I could give you more. I think you just didn't feel like looking really far bro.
in my experience most of those people consider Dream Daddy the first REAL queer VN anyway, because they don't count Japanese media for some reason
Of course, even if you're being totally-not-racist about it there's plenty of indie OEL queer VNs, so yeah they're also just not actually looking lol.
We Know The Devil is literally two years older than Dream Daddy these people are not only racist they straight-up don't know how to do a google search. I mean "only every interact with whatever became mainstream by chance atm and refuses to look any further" isn't exactly a new attitude but it's still annoying as hell.
i want an old woman doctor. long gray/white hair, all kind and gentle smiles with eyes full of mischief. she wears long skirts while wearing pants underneath them. for extra pockets she says. cuz of course her skirts hav pockets. as if she would ever forget what donna said (shouted) to her when they first met. big sun hats with a big silk ribbons. huge hand knit cardigans (even more pockets) similar to 4s scarves. rings like the 1st dr would wear. 8th doctor like boots. she wears a heart shaped locket around her neck but instead of a portrait its a clock on the inside. calls people dear and darling. can be one scary old woman when provoked. 3rd doctor levels of violence. i dont know how to stop this so i'll just end here before this becomes ridiculously long.
sooo... i went through my collections on instagram today
and found this:
from 2019. fucking 2019
op i tried to search for your original post but i couldn't find it. how does it feel to have had the gift of prophecy for a short while
I'm so obsessed with this clip. I keep trying to imagine what sayo is thinking here. Hasnt seen battler in years and one of the first few interactions she has with him he does this gay little gremlin dance.




