i have a vivid memory of playing my first nintendogs game early one morning after waking up from sleeping over at my grandparents house when i was around 8-9, i had a chihuahua named Enrique and i was trying to get this mf to answer to his name but i had to say it sooo many times i didn’t realize my grandpa had woken up and came into the living room super confused like gauging how concerned he should be that i was yelling the name of a man with increasing anger and desperation.

who wanna add me on pokemon go

my little brother just came home from the bar and drunkenly admitted to smoking a bunch of cigarettes (neither of us smoke) but said no when i asked if he’d smoke a blunt with me. should i kill him

idk how to maintain friendships or even social media anymore should i bring this up with my therapist

*crawls out of a dark cave* im still alive

the world is burning anyway so im on tumblr on my work desktop. fuck it we ball

if i can’t get something from the gorillaz / Marc Jacobs collab im going to kill myself

when i was watching the substance every time Dennis Quaid came onscreen i said “wait is that Vince McMahon?”

i wanna commission some1 to draw me and my twin sistor