just applied to like 15 jobs pray for me.

i got an interview for animal caretaker at the nestle place in my town squeeeee >.<

interview was today and it went rlly well!! interviewer said he’s rlly sure about me and to expect a call setting up interview no.2 on monday :3

cat? you're a kitty cat? and you meow meow meow and you meow meow meow?

i hate smoking with paranoid people what do you mean a wild missingno appeared

i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids... safety blah blah blah, they're ugly

i know that children crave steel and iron

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I spent hours drawing and collaging the glitchy pixel side xD;

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Golf is an extremely effeminate game. Its a non-contact low-exertion activity played on a perfectly manicured little picnic lawn and between individual actions you sit in a dainty car and get driven to the next spot so you arent blemished by the act of walking under the sun. If elderly men ever realized this it would be cataclysmic

You dont even have to drive the little cart or handle the clubs yourself you can go to the front desk hire one of their eunuchs to do it all for you

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

beautiful women named "battery power 15%" keep messaging me on my phone

1997 honda cervix

might be controversial but i always prefer to hear a baby’s giggle than the sirens of war

Love these notes

Underwater Footage Captures a Blanket Octopus Revealing Her Billowing Iridescent Membrane

Your billowing iridescent membrane is beautiful queen

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me