The worlds smallest snail has just started to go freak mode on a succulent apple slice

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

miss this dude

just applied to like 15 jobs pray for me.

i got an interview for animal caretaker at the nestle place in my town squeeeee >.<

interview was today and it went rlly well!! interviewer said he’s rlly sure about me and to expect a call setting up interview no.2 on monday :3

cat? you're a kitty cat? and you meow meow meow and you meow meow meow?

i hate smoking with paranoid people what do you mean a wild missingno appeared

i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids... safety blah blah blah, they're ugly

i know that children crave steel and iron

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I spent hours drawing and collaging the glitchy pixel side xD;

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Golf is an extremely effeminate game. Its a non-contact low-exertion activity played on a perfectly manicured little picnic lawn and between individual actions you sit in a dainty car and get driven to the next spot so you arent blemished by the act of walking under the sun. If elderly men ever realized this it would be cataclysmic

You dont even have to drive the little cart or handle the clubs yourself you can go to the front desk hire one of their eunuchs to do it all for you

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

beautiful women named "battery power 15%" keep messaging me on my phone

1997 honda cervix