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hi! // 20 // she/her // this blog is a mess of the fandoms i’m currently obsessed with. enjoy! :)

“no, roy doesn’t like me like that.” jamie insists while the team is at the bar. “roy hates me still. love ain’t on the table.”

everyone shares a glance, unable to really believe that.

isaac watched as jamie wordlessly walked over to where roy was eating lunch and handed over his clementines. roy peeled them without breaking conversation with beard and nate, going so far as to peel the little white bits off too before handing the clementine back. everyday jamie does that, and everyday roy peels them without complaint. if that’s not love, isaac doesn’t know what is.

sam overheard as jamie talked for several minutes about something so random and inconsequential to their daily lives, but roy listened. he didn’t say a word, didn’t interrupt other than to add a little tidbit of his own to the story. there was a small smile on the corner of his lips and his eyes were bright. it didn’t matter how boring the topic was, roy wanted to hear it. if that’s not love, sam doesn’t know what is.

the whole team witnessed roy coming into the locker room before training and saw jamie wasn’t there. they all watched as roy began to pace around his office, head down and not speaking to anyone. that is, until jamie came strolling into the locker room a minute before training started, drinks in his hand; one for him and one for roy. jamie knows roy’s coffee order by heart. if that’s not love, the team doesn’t know what is.

keeley pointed out that whenever roy says something that causes the team to laugh, he always looks at jamie to see if he’s laughing. if jamie’s not, roy adds to the joke until he does. if that’s not love, she doesn’t know what is.

“and,” jan says pointedly. “the two of you were kissing in the boot room yesterday.”

“yeah, out of hate!” jamie defends even when everyone starts laughing uncontrollably.

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

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Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

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*applauds wildly*

my personal headcanons (not really founded in any canon events i just think they’re neat)

- isaac has only sisters and has picked up habits from them. most common: when he’s searching for something, he always grabs his moobs

- everyone else has picked up the habit, so whenever someone loses something in the locker room they all grab their moobs and search

- moe is banned from the reichstag building in germany (nobody knows why and nobody dares ask how)

- dani collects squishmellows, brings a different one to each away game

- jan and richard have keys to each others places and it’s not a surprise if they come home and the other is eating their snacks

- thierry sleep talks, the team has a running challenge to see who can make him say the craziest shit before he walks up

- beard can (and frequently does) sleep standing up, scares the shit out of everyone

- rene (sewer man) knows the underground, but somehow will the kitman found a way into the building through the vents

- moe got an online certification to be ordained, whenever the team drinks he always tries to marry people off

- roy’s got his yoga moms, and jamie’s in a book mom club. they meet every sunday and read anything from hardcore porn to the classics

jamie: oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener.

roy: oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them.

isaac: oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night.

sam: oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.

keeley: oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and creates an entire plan to get them their happy ending.

moe: oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and dies attempting to overthrow said monarchy at age 23.

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