you know she-ra was made by lesbians because it understood the concept of “huge femmes and tiny butches”

The mashup you never thought would work

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

How…dare…

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

My mouth legitimately just dropped open….

I didn’t ask for this

So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”

“is he very verbal?”

“It really depends on who he’s with. He’s very quiet at he but won’t shut up if he’s at the park or has a friend over.”

“was it hard to potty-train him?”

“he’s adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how good he already was with hygene and potty stuff.”

“mine’s just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!”

“I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he’s not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them.”

“oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!”

“yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones.”

“Does he throw tantrums when they break?”

“Not really. It’s meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because he’s not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree.”

my girlfriend

Ponyo’s dad is honestly so relatable. an eccentric wizard hopelessly and timidly in love with a beautiful sea goddess and acting so shy around her despite them having an army of daughters together. it’s so adorable and such a big mood.

i mean same

Cute!

LETS GO LESBIANS

WOW

They’re really out here giving the gays everything we want, huh?

more extremely self indulgent sleepy glitradora cuddles (pt 1 /2 - based off of these cat pics)

(rip adora)

BRIE IS CAROL/VALKYRIE NO. 1 STAN CONFIRMED

marvel fanboys really did all that only for captain marvel to go ahead and break records anyway me and brie have to laugh

“I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga.

“Want me to call it?” “It’s on silent.”

A tragedy in three parts.

My wife is a super techie person and told me about something thay actually FIXED this problem for me.

There’s an app called IfThisThenThat(ITTT) and you can tell your phone to do all sorts of cool stuff, but the big one for me was that you can set it up so if you get a text with a key phrase(i think the default is “lost phone”) and only that key phrase, it turns on your volume and cranks it to max.

This has helped me so much, I hope it can help some of you.

If you liked it then you would’ve put a ring on it

something to live up to

just crying over how romantic Freddie & Jim were nbd

So I read the book, and almost everytime Jim gave/made Freddie a gift, Freddie would always show it off and say “My husband got me those!” or “My husband made that for me!” It’s so sweet, especially for this one part when they first started dating:

If anyone tells y’all captain marvel is too political please tell them:

the entire civil war arc was written in response to the Iraq war and the patriot act.

the x-men films (especially the early ones) are a concerted metaphor for LGBT rights

The Star Wars prequels were written in response to the bush presidency and the Iraq war

Just say you’re dumb and sexist and move on

if this post gets 100,000 notes by August 21, 2020 (my 18th birthday), i swear on my own mortal soul that i’ll get a tattoo that says “sometimes it be like that”

I will single-handedly make this come true, paz. (+ I want pics when it does~)

IT’S HAPPENING

i have to reblog this every time it comes on my dash ok

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆

Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!

Just gonna say this again.

DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.

# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!

Keep away from these people. If you receive a message, don’t talk to them, don’t insult them, just block them and report. #KEEPMINORSSAFE

Good reasons to get stronger:

See, this is healthy masculinity.

No. No it is not. This is me being a lesbian.